They're all messed up

Jul 10, 2005 10:36

After deciding that maybe we shouldn't be 21 and scared of horror movies... Tania and I rented the trilogy of George Romero Zombie movies.

Bad Idea.

FUCKING RETARDED (and not in the good way)... Night of the Living Dead was pretty cool for an older movie, I actually enjoyed it, but Dawn of the Dead was the worst damn thing ever. Yes, being locked inside a mall completely safe would be a good thing, because you could have whatever you wanted... but in a zombie movie, I dont expect 3/4 of the movie to revolve around how cool it is to be in a mall! I want flesh eating and brains exploding! Day of the Dead was on the meh side of things... not great, but not horrible. The gore effects were sweet... Intestines should be ripped out in every movie. The thing I dont understand is that the big problem with these people, is that they are coming back to life after they are killed by zombies. The zombies in question are human looking with a few mangled bits on them, but still, you could tell it was a person. HOWEVER... when the zombies kill someone,they rip them into a million pieces and eat their guts! If it was an army of marching TURDS coming after the heroes of the movies, I'd understand... but it's not!

I'm probably just uncultured or something...
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