[Greed was SOOOOOOOOhohohohoho glad that he didn't have that problem. Swearing freely made him feel like more a monster and less a human school teacher.
Shield up and he hid in his trench coat, arm over his eyes, he can't stop laughing though - the look on Envy's face was pretty priceless.]
[Of course said 'stuff' was simply finding itself bounced off his shield but that didn't mean Greed was going to do too much sticking around if Envy got any more angry.]
Settle down! You couldn't break me if you tried anyway.
[He pointed over at Patches.] Look, she's already throwing me 'fuck you, Greed who is the most awesome of all.' looks this way. She's fine or she'd be ... I dunno, whining like a little bitch I guess.
[He refrained from saying 'just like his guardian' but hey~ no one needed to say it really.]
[He'll toss something else at Greed, it's soft, so not like it'd have done any damage. ... And he does. Like tossing shit at Greed that is. It's like his own personal wall, that moves, that he can throw a tennis ball against]
Why the gay dingdong song anyways... Oh come on, really? I can't say dingos? MARKER. BUTT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
[Greed started plucking up his thrown belongings. These were his and under stress of starting a fight - Envy may be able to throw them but they come back to Greed. He grumped at the secondary thing being thrown at random.
His only sanctuary from his anger over being afflicted is that Envy has it worse. He snickered at Envy's little bit of a problem swearing there.]
You gave me your singing disease why the hell else would I fucking break out into some sort of random dance number?
[BIG SIGH. And be thankful, Greed, Envy's hanging around you and not hiding. Even with the Lust modifications. Ugh. His cute form. Ruined by this shit.]
Please, I didn't give you the damned disease, I still break out into song myself. If I had given it to you, you'd know. It'd be a horrible and bloody transfer.
DIE YOU PIECE OF SHREDDED WHEAT.
STOP CENSORING ME YOU BERRIED ANIMUS.
ARGH.
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[Greed was SOOOOOOOOhohohohoho glad that he didn't have that problem. Swearing freely made him feel like more a monster and less a human school teacher.
Shield up and he hid in his trench coat, arm over his eyes, he can't stop laughing though - the look on Envy's face was pretty priceless.]
You better stop it, you'll break a nail Miss!
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[Not angry to the point to lose control of his form, but he will chuck more stuff at Greed. THAT'S FOR TOSSING PATCHES.]
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[Of course said 'stuff' was simply finding itself bounced off his shield but that didn't mean Greed was going to do too much sticking around if Envy got any more angry.]
Settle down! You couldn't break me if you tried anyway.
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... You tossed my cat!
[Patches was fine, simply giving Greed indignifed looks from someplace high]
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[Greed blinked slowly at Envy.]
....They always land on their feet!
[He pointed over at Patches.]
Look, she's already throwing me 'fuck you, Greed who is the most awesome of all.' looks this way. She's fine or she'd be ... I dunno, whining like a little bitch I guess.
[He refrained from saying 'just like his guardian' but hey~ no one needed to say it really.]
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Fine, maybe I just like tossing shit at you.
[He'll toss something else at Greed, it's soft, so not like it'd have done any damage. ... And he does. Like tossing shit at Greed that is. It's like his own personal wall, that moves, that he can throw a tennis ball against]
Why the gay dingdong song anyways... Oh come on, really? I can't say dingos? MARKER. BUTT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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[Greed started plucking up his thrown belongings. These were his and under stress of starting a fight - Envy may be able to throw them but they come back to Greed. He grumped at the secondary thing being thrown at random.
His only sanctuary from his anger over being afflicted is that Envy has it worse. He snickered at Envy's little bit of a problem swearing there.]
You gave me your singing disease why the hell else would I fucking break out into some sort of random dance number?
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Please, I didn't give you the damned disease, I still break out into song myself. If I had given it to you, you'd know. It'd be a horrible and bloody transfer.
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[Greed crossed his arms, he's thankful for nothing but at least the company. ....And that Envy's given up being annoying for at least an hour.]
..Isn't everything with you horrible and bloody?
Speaking of.. Just how much of you is female?
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[Ultra grump and Envy would be walking away, kthx. Jerk.]
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