oo1 :: well, now, that's interesting.

[grab_my_bells]

[His handwriting is a style which some might recall as belonging to a man named Sight who was here before. Having no idea what Sight’s handwriting looked like at the time, pardon any inconsistencies in player description. Feel free to correct me. It is neither too neat/precise, nor too messy, possessing a kind of uncaring laziness that almost

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[npc_kun]

Apples only go to deserving girls and boys~

[grab_my_bells]

And I'm not a good boy?

[npc_kun]

That remains to be seen. Do you do tricks?

[grab_my_bells]

...For a treat, maybe.

[npc_kun]

Treats are bad for your teeth. Or was that sweets?

[grab_my_bells]

Maybe it's both.

...What's your name, anyway?

[npc_kun]

That could be it!

We're the Central Planning Agency.

You're new! Again.

[grab_my_bells]

Right. And what do you plan?

Not new, just a rerun. Or is that a sequel?

[npc_kun]

A healthy diet!

Definitely a sequel, a rerun would be old news.

[grab_my_bells]

Oh? And what do you have planned for mine?

...But you know what they say about sequels--never as good as the original.

[npc_kun]

Lots of fiber!

That's because they always reset the main character. It's like he has to learn his lessons all over again.

[grab_my_bells]

Maybe I'll have to eat more cereal, then.

So what am I here to relearn?

[npc_kun]

That's for us to know and you to find out.

[grab_my_bells]

...yeah, it wouldn't do for the character to know how his story goes, right?

[npc_kun]

Do you really want spoilers?

We aren't giving them, though.

[grab_my_bells]

Then it doesn't matter if I want them.