Rich Bitch Gone Slummin
Step 1, Look me up and down like I'm dirt while sanding outside the porn store then return to your car and place the convertible top back on it. I guess so that I wouldn't steal her precious vintage 1992 VW cabriolet. Even though I drive something built in this decade that isn't a piece of shit .
Step 2, Grab pepper spray out of her purse when I follow her into the store, whereon I immediately have to explain to this pissed off white person threat face that I work here. Her look fades from threat to obvious disgust.
Step 3, Handle all DVD rental cases with a napkin.
Step 4, Asks me to NOT TOUCH her drivers license or her credit card when I place her membership information in the computer.
Step 5, Gives an obvious pretentious name for a password (Scarsdale )in a Thurston Howell fashion voice, then proceeds to tell me that it is the name of her family home in Gault.
Step 6, Asks me to drop rented movies into her own plastic bag, then sprays something into the bag before returning to her car.
At least her being a bitch earned me a 1.02 tip when she told me to keep her change.
WOO f'n HOO....
I hope I get a chance to nab her yuppie ass with late fees!
Step 2, Grab pepper spray out of her purse when I follow her into the store, whereon I immediately have to explain to this pissed off white person threat face that I work here. Her look fades from threat to obvious disgust.
Step 3, Handle all DVD rental cases with a napkin.
Step 4, Asks me to NOT TOUCH her drivers license or her credit card when I place her membership information in the computer.
Step 5, Gives an obvious pretentious name for a password (Scarsdale )in a Thurston Howell fashion voice, then proceeds to tell me that it is the name of her family home in Gault.
Step 6, Asks me to drop rented movies into her own plastic bag, then sprays something into the bag before returning to her car.
At least her being a bitch earned me a 1.02 tip when she told me to keep her change.
WOO f'n HOO....
I hope I get a chance to nab her yuppie ass with late fees!