OPPOSITE DAY!
If you pay attention this makes a lot of sense and is extremly funny..if you don't know what is going on it could be even more hilarious. I enjoyed it, so I thought I would share!
Me: morning!
STEVE: ....umm....yes....morning....
STEVE :-)
ME: it's opposite day..didn't you know?!
STEVE: No, I didn't.
ME: you're so smart
STEVE: Hey, don't fuck you
ME: I so did not laugh out loud
STEVE: I'm not masturbating
ME: my feet smell beautiful
STEVE: FOL
ME: I can totally believe it's friday
ME: I'm totally staying in and being sober tonite
STEVE: I'm going out and drinking.
ME: staying far away from Patrick Evan's house
STEVE: Not going anywhere near the stove to cook spaghetti
ME: that's horrible
ME: I hate this game
STEVE: I disagree
ME: i'm totally the cleanest person ever right now!
STEVE: I'm the opposite
ME: I totally need to not get in the shower any time soon
STEVE: I need to not boil water
ME: my door doesn't look like a giant present
STEVE: I want to hug all the people at work
ME: HOTT
ME: i have a job
STEVE: I love mine.
ME: it's not true
ME: this doesn't make me think at all
STEVE: hee tee
STEVE: my hands are burning up
ME: you should stick them in your mouth
STEVE: ....not my ass?
ME: whatever would NOT be the opposite of your ass
ME: Jimmer is totally not jealous of my feet sex
STEVE: I have boobs.
ME: I have a penis
STEVE: I will suck your penis.
ME: does that mean that you will not suck my vagina
STEVE: no.
ME: COLD!
STEVE: my hands are hot. I love it.
ME: just don't stick them in gloves
STEVE: Yeah, i have ALL THE GLOVES IN THE WORLD
ME: my friend is not trying to hook me up with this guy josh that doesn't live in my hall
ME: you should not work on having gloves..
STEVE: I don't know
ME: this guy is the most boring person ever
STEVE: not like me
STEVE: I'm insanely boring
STEVE: and ugly
ME: and I hope with all my might that we don't go on any dates at least
ME: i don't miss the fort at all
STEVE: that's nice, I don't care.
ME: that's nice?!
STEVE: nope
ME: I totally understand
STEVE: laughing internally
ME: my feet are not making me nausous
ME: and I'm the best speller in the world
STEVE: mean
ME: I know, wrong?!
STEVE: totally wrong
ME: my vagina is not bleeding
STEVE: That's so cold
ME: this is far from entertaining!
ME: I'm going to get so sober tonite
ME: well..maybe only a little sober
STEVE: I'm gonna be trashed
ME: lots of boys coming over?
STEVE: multiple
ME: the guys down the hall are my best friends
ME: they make me want to not ever kick them in the face
STEVE: you love them?
ME: NOPE
STEVE: I didn't know that
ME: *retracts her tongue from your sight*
Me: morning!
STEVE: ....umm....yes....morning....
STEVE :-)
ME: it's opposite day..didn't you know?!
STEVE: No, I didn't.
ME: you're so smart
STEVE: Hey, don't fuck you
ME: I so did not laugh out loud
STEVE: I'm not masturbating
ME: my feet smell beautiful
STEVE: FOL
ME: I can totally believe it's friday
ME: I'm totally staying in and being sober tonite
STEVE: I'm going out and drinking.
ME: staying far away from Patrick Evan's house
STEVE: Not going anywhere near the stove to cook spaghetti
ME: that's horrible
ME: I hate this game
STEVE: I disagree
ME: i'm totally the cleanest person ever right now!
STEVE: I'm the opposite
ME: I totally need to not get in the shower any time soon
STEVE: I need to not boil water
ME: my door doesn't look like a giant present
STEVE: I want to hug all the people at work
ME: HOTT
ME: i have a job
STEVE: I love mine.
ME: it's not true
ME: this doesn't make me think at all
STEVE: hee tee
STEVE: my hands are burning up
ME: you should stick them in your mouth
STEVE: ....not my ass?
ME: whatever would NOT be the opposite of your ass
ME: Jimmer is totally not jealous of my feet sex
STEVE: I have boobs.
ME: I have a penis
STEVE: I will suck your penis.
ME: does that mean that you will not suck my vagina
STEVE: no.
ME: COLD!
STEVE: my hands are hot. I love it.
ME: just don't stick them in gloves
STEVE: Yeah, i have ALL THE GLOVES IN THE WORLD
ME: my friend is not trying to hook me up with this guy josh that doesn't live in my hall
ME: you should not work on having gloves..
STEVE: I don't know
ME: this guy is the most boring person ever
STEVE: not like me
STEVE: I'm insanely boring
STEVE: and ugly
ME: and I hope with all my might that we don't go on any dates at least
ME: i don't miss the fort at all
STEVE: that's nice, I don't care.
ME: that's nice?!
STEVE: nope
ME: I totally understand
STEVE: laughing internally
ME: my feet are not making me nausous
ME: and I'm the best speller in the world
STEVE: mean
ME: I know, wrong?!
STEVE: totally wrong
ME: my vagina is not bleeding
STEVE: That's so cold
ME: this is far from entertaining!
ME: I'm going to get so sober tonite
ME: well..maybe only a little sober
STEVE: I'm gonna be trashed
ME: lots of boys coming over?
STEVE: multiple
ME: the guys down the hall are my best friends
ME: they make me want to not ever kick them in the face
STEVE: you love them?
ME: NOPE
STEVE: I didn't know that
ME: *retracts her tongue from your sight*