Craig Ferguson
“Is it cavernous and echo-y?”
I liked a toothbrush being inside the box.
“Are You There Chelsea?” 1x05
“Tonight I’m going to cram so much junk into my big pink tackle box.”
“Does prude mean something else now?”
One of the classic the-girls-think-the-guys-are-straight-and-guys-thinks-the-girls-are-gay. I do wonder why they made a big deal of Chelsea having a weird reaction to the men having sex without her dealing with it.
“Revenge” 1x14
“How were your secret errands?”
It was really sad seeing how Charlotte loved Conrad and how he had to catch himself from loving her again. Seeing him love her made Amanda back down. The truth got revealed anyway. Victoria’s rape lie got revealed too. Someone found Emily’s stash.
“Modern Family” 3x13
“It’s funny because it’s what I dedicated my life to.”
Phil only got jealous when Claire wasn’t scared of his client anymore. I liked the differences and how the people got their issues resolved in the wrong way. Poor Betty Luke. The whole family was against regular Luke.
“Happy Endings” 2x13
I like that they brought in the break up window. They referenced ‘Friends.’ I like how everything went wrong but Max got a great guy.
“Suburgatory” 1x13
“The Reverse Andre The Giant.”
“Kiss me like I’m Africa.”
George had an awkward night with Tessa’s friends while Tessa was out using her boring boyfriend to make enemies. George banged the girl from the country club who is totally crazy. Dallys is in great shape. She decided to get a divorce.
“Hot in Cleveland” 3x11
“Cool Aid: A Time To Chill”
“You went to high school in an elevator?”
“Soft rock isn’t all up in your face like elevator music.”
“She repeats everything I say. It’s very affirming.”
“It’s the lowest form of chocolate: fund raiser chocolate.”
Victoria played two rockstars against each other. Joy sabotaged a singer. Melanie made out with someone she thought was a rockstar. Elka stole hair.