-I’m dropping “Californication” from my viewing schedule.
Craig Ferguson
“Come on, The Fergs.”
Sara Paxton is very likable. Steven Wright is pretty funny too but we already knew that. I wonder if the Rocket Queens will play on Craig. The naked cowboy makes 500,000 dollars a year?
Lost Girl 2x13
“I’ll have to send my stylist to your bathroom.”
I love Bo vibing with people all over this episode. Ryan is a Loki and a dark fae. If Bo pleasures herself she’ll get hungrier. Bo won a fight with a hickey. Bo has partnered with Lochlyn. The Dyson/Ciara breakup was rough. I kind of think she was right. Were the situations in Bo’s hands, I think Bo would give up everything for Kenzi. I could see Ciara being totally pissed.
“Once Upon A Time” 1x10
I find it hilarious that Regina was all ‘their lives are their business not yours’ when she is all up in Mary’s business and her love life. I mean, I love Regina but still. It was these odd hypocritical conversations. The king was like ‘give Abigail your heart, I gave you everything.’ Charming was willing to do that until you nagged him and you didn’t give him everything as much as you totally blackmailed him. I did love Regina and Emma begrudgingly working together for Henry’s sake. I would say Henry should know better than to talk to strangers but since there are apparently no strangers in Storybrook I’ll just assume he never got that lesson. I found it hilarious the dwarves were gonna leave Snow in jail. Luckily, charm will get Snow everywhere (pun sort of intended). While I think Snow and Charming’s love is a little sudden, I thought it was sweet that David and Mary go to Granny’s to see each other every morning. David and Mary kissed. I loved Emma comforting her mama. I loved Red being a good gal pal who looked gorgeous in fairytale world. I heard theories the stranger wrote Henry’s book and is a descendent of Grimm.
“Chuck” 5x11
I love Lester’s reaction to finding the listening device on the ground. Jeffster got to be heroes. I loved Sarah and Chuck geeking out over the Intersect. It was so sad to see her lose her memories. She can’t remember Chuck but maybe she’s just faking it.
“Grimm” 1x08
Monroe and Nick have a great friendship. I like that Monroe wanted to keep fighting after he got hurt.
“Merlin” 4x03
As much as Uther sucked, he went out like a champ, protecting his son. Arthur is now the King of Camelot. Merlin accidentally turned him more against magic.
“Shameless” 2x03
“I can’t wait to die.”
There was a soap opera mention. Yay! Karen and Lip are still good together but now she’s engaged. Mason from TVD was on this. Is it weird I feel bad for Fiona robbing a poor chick? Fiona felt bad about it obviously. Veronica donated to Fiona getting that woman her money back. Frank is totally evil. He made a woman pass on a heart transplant, got her off the transplant list and then killed her. Admittedly that’s how she wanted to go because she forgot just how evil he was which was shown again as he stole the collection box from the church. I love Veronica helping Debs. Fiona had sex with a married dude and instantly regretted but she reached out to Steve who was sleeping with another girl.
“Downton Abbey” 2x03
“He’s frightfully full of himself.”
“I may not be a woman of the world, but I don't live in a sack!”
Pub is short for public house? For some reason I don’t like Mosley even though he’s totally nice and reasonable. I feel like he’s just there for plot tension so I was glad Mr. Bates came back. That said, I did feel bad for Mosley when he was excited that he got a job only to see that Mr. Bates had come back. I didn’t feel bad for Ethel getting fired. She was a brat. I really like the Earl’s friendship with Mr. Bates. Sybil and Mary had some sisterly conversations. Edith finally did something nice for Mary. Cora edged out Isobel but she did help run and fund a soup kitchen so it’s hard to be mad at her. Mary has a nice voice and it was great to see her face when Matthew walked into the room and sang with her.
“House of Lies” 1x03
“I would let a homeless schizophrenic rub my feet.”
Kbell’s “play on” was made of win, along with the conversation with Marty afterwards. I just love seeing her on my tv every week. That said, this was a good episode for Marty too. He was amazingly competent but it’s not enough to keep him employed.
“Californication” 5x03
I like Hank being slightly more mature even though he’s getting himself into trouble. I even liked him and Megan Good’s character this episode. This kind of feels a little done though. The way he met MG’s character had already been done and it was done much better with Mia because you could tell instantly that she sought him out.
“Up All Night” 1x13
“Have you seen me tooling?”
“That is an inside joke waiting to happen.”
“I took her from a tadpole to a swan.”
I like Shayna and the way she uses a hug to feel up Reagan and Ava. Having a tv affair is totally something I would do. I cracked up when Reagan straight up uninvited Charlotte without even inviting her. I felt bad for Gary at that weird dinner.
“The Fades” 1x02
“Probably definitely.”
A lot is at stake already. I adore Lily Loveless even when she’s playing a bitchy character. For some reason this show isn’t quite clicking for me. I wonder what it is.
“Pan Am” 1x12
Being a BAM fan has made me a fool for Maggie’s apparently because I can’t help enjoying her scenes with Amanda even though I know the storyline is about 3 episodes long. Maggie was cool and took the pressure off of Amanda and in return got a hug that just wouldn’t end because she was too polite. I felt bad for Maggie trying to protect Ted. She kept trying to figure out how she kept picking up women and hilariously chose her posture as the cause. Haha. That said, Maggie and Laura are straight. Poor Ted adores Amanda. She wants an open marriage. Also, I found it hilarious how Kate kept robbing everyone and no one cared.