Why this vid equals win

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Because it's a MST3K in 5 minutes.  I will sing the praises of MST3K later, but that's what this is.  Haha.

There comes a time when you have to make fun of the unintentional hilarity here and it is just so damn quotable.

"..dimlit shot of dangling balls. Metaphor?"
"Double doors open. Why aren't I reacting in this shot?
Ringo Starr? Lined eyes. Guess I should be acting but I'm not"
"Now it's getting creepy you can tell by my staring it's a long time since I've been with a man"
"Emo Kid is throwing Slo-Mo dove in my face I guess that means that he just flipped me the bird"
"Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl"
"I walk into a terrace where I think I'm alone, but Arthur Fonzerelli's got an army of clones. (Fonzie's been cloned)"
"I'll pose like Rocky tonight!"
"Here's where I pretend to be Eva Peron, look at me I'm lifting my arms. There's nothing else to shoot, so zoom camera under this arch."
"Blind possessed choir boys. Get out of my way I gotta pee! Zombie cult? Aaaah! Flying altar boy! Nevermind I just went on the floor."
"It started out as Hogwarts now it's Lord of the Flies! (I hated that book)"
"The gayest man on Earth would call this over the top."
"When did spazzing out qualify as a dance. Kneeling like I wanna throw up. What the effing crap? That angel guy just felt me up."
"One kid's running late, I think he's too young for this school."
"I'm totally shaking his hand."
"Mullet with headlights"
"Oversurprised guy...weirded out"

If it's quotable, there's a chance there's somehow good there.  Just a theory.  Haha.