tomorrow is friday but its wednesday right now.

Nov 21, 2005 22:59

so today we had a photo shoot thingie, b/c im commended.

but

for what?

am I almost smart or almost dumb?

stephie it is wednesday right now.

but

there was a hamburger whos name was bob and he went to the bar but the bartender said that he was too short to get in and gave him a shuttle to the nearest barber who gave him growth pills but it really made his hair grow very very long in one day and then the next day he went back to the barber and paid 22 coconuts for a haircut and then went to the bar again and got in and got stepped on so then he went to the hospital and had an operation but the operation didnt work and they had to take out his pickles and then he went back to the bar and ordered a vodka martini and got really drunk and went home with the barmaid but she didnt have enough caterpillars so he just got into a fight and then got eaten and now he is passing through count vonnegut's digestive tract as we speak.
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