So, no room at the inn for Bender, eh? Well, I'll open my OWN hotel, with blackjack... and hookers! In fact, forget the hotel! Hint: check the third entry.
ETA: D'oh.... It's gone...
Here's the rub: Garden Avenue Hotel. ** 1/2 stars. Nightly Rate: $13,411.00
However, I still have the printout for posterity! I had a good bit of lulz showing to people and getting their reactions.