017- It's probably full of horrible diseases, isn't it?

[gotyourlocket]

I've borrowed the keening muggle until further notice. It will be returned in fair condition once I've some idea of where it belongs

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

I would imagine that muggles and wizards are both human. I doubt our diets vary too much.

[gotyourlocket]

Perhaps. I'll have to acquire some sort of instruction manual, I suppose.

There'll be no harm in offering it tea and biscuits, then?

[upyourscolonel]

So, what happened, you kidnap someone?

Tea and biscuits would be fine, yes.

[gotyourlocket]

I've borrowed someone, yes.

Good. That may be all that's edible here, really.

[upyourscolonel]

We have a name for that. It's kidnapping. Who is it?

What? Where the hell are you that you've only got that to eat?

[gotyourlocket]

I intend to put it back later, so it's only borrowing. I've not asked for a name.

Arthur's flat, at the moment. His culinary skills are rather questionable.

[upyourscolonel]

Well still, detaining someone against their will is generally frowned upon.

Ah. Maybe you should get take out.

[gotyourlocket]

It's to prevent him from being damaged before he's returned to the flower.

Perhaps. Will it eat curry, do you think?

[upyourscolonel]

Flower? Ah, that..Cheza, right?

Yeah, probably.

[gotyourlocket]

Yes.

Good. It'll be easy to hide a sedative in that.

[upyourscolonel]

Sedative. Just what are you doing with this person?

[gotyourlocket]

Oh, nothing.

It's rather energetic, and I think a stunning spell may be a bit too harsh on something that size.

[upyourscolonel]

It's a person, not an 'it'.

Maybe you should just let him run his energy down.

[gotyourlocket]

I suppose.

Oh, it'll be fine. I'll dose it according to weight.

[upyourscolonel]

Ugh. Well whatever. Just be careful.

[gotyourlocket]

Of course. I'd prefer to return it in fair condition, after all.