012 -To tip your hand is to die a fool

[gotyourlocket]

I can't believe I have to say this at all, but let me be quite clear.

I am not your friend. I don't care who you are, you've nothing that I am interested in.

Luna bloody Lovegood and everyone else stay away from me unless I invite you to bother me.

Rest assured, I will not.

And in case that was too bloody subtle for some of you: I hate you all.

Comments

[laughterofdeath]

I've noticed that telling this lot not to do anything causes an irresistible urge in them to do the opposite to the point of annoyance. The best thing to do is not say anything at all about not talking to you and you'd fade into the background.

Why even come to a place like this if you want to be left alone? Really now. That's a fault on your part.

[gotyourlocket]

You've no idea.

[laughterofdeath]

I really don't. This place is fascinating, although there is the occasional annoyance.

[gotyourlocket]

Rather a lot of them, really.

[laughterofdeath]

I haven't met many people, so I will take your word for it.

[gotyourlocket]

Apparently, announcing how much you hate everyone is rather a good way to reel them in.

[laughterofdeath]

So I see. I've noticed that a few admissions of hatred seemed to be cries for attention. You don't secretly enjoy the attention, do you?

[gotyourlocket]

Can't you tell? I love nothing better than to be insulted by women and prattled at by idiot children.

[laughterofdeath]

It's obvious on your face. You wallow in the love provided you~

[gotyourlocket]

Eventually someone will use glittertext elsewhere and they'll all run off there and let me be. It's a matter of waiting them out.

[laughterofdeath]

Your patience should be commended. It is a rare virtue indeed.

[gotyourlocket]

Well, I'm nothing if not well versed in proper behaviour.

[laughterofdeath]

It shows.

[gotyourlocket]

Thanks, I suppose.