011 -Harry Potter and the Chamber of 'Secrets' (by which 'Giant Serpent' is actually meant)

[gotyourlocket]

It's taken far too long to prepare this summary for you ungrateful lot, but as I've been inhabited by a muggle just recently, it was hardly my fault

Comments

[automailmaker]

TL;DR

[gotyourlocket]

Then why bother to comment?

Honestly. It's shorter than the book, at any rate.

[automailmaker]

It's late, maybe I'll read it in the morning.

Of course it would be shorter than a book.

[gotyourlocket]

Perhaps I'll make a tiny bullet point list so that you won't have to make any effort whatsoever.

[automailmaker]

You should.

[gotyourlocket]

I think that I will, actually.

[automailmaker]

Thanks.

[gotyourlocket]

Yes, whatever.

[automailmaker]

You also haven't called me kitten yet.

[gotyourlocket]

You've not earned it, today.

Honestly. You really are unaware of it, aren't you?

Go back sometime when you're particularly bored and read through the threads we've had. As you'll notice, in every instance but one you were the instigator. And in that last instance, I retracted and apologized.

Then again, perhaps you better hadn't. I know how you like to think of it as being the other way around. And really, I don't mind a bit of misplaced hostility.

[automailmaker]

No, this all started when you made fun of me because I didn't use the locks in my house.

[gotyourlocket]

As you like. I haven't the energy for this sort of argument today.