010 - And why does it say QWERTYUIOP? These are all out of order.

[gotyourlocket]

After pressing each of the buttons on this computer and considering the results, I've found that there is no real way to tell whether or not they all have a function. Not without boring myself to tears, at any rate, and it simply isn't worth it

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[fishybrains]

This should help you a bit.

[gotyourlocket]

Er, thanks. Mine doesn't have the same keys as that, and it didn't half explain what the 'f' keys do, though.

[fishybrains]

Actually, I'm not sure myself. I know F1 is "help" ...

Ah. Here.

[gotyourlocket]

Really? I thought you'd an answer to everything.

Er. What're these "Windows," then?

[fishybrains]

I haven't been using the Internet much longer than you have, really. Or computers at all.

The... "operating system", I believe.

[gotyourlocket]

Really? You look like the sort who does, though.

Oh. What?

[fishybrains]

Do I? Hmm. Well, they are interesting... but if I wasn't able to use this one underwater, I wouldn't bother.

Ah. Here.

[gotyourlocket]

Yes, I imagine that's the problem for fish people.

...

Well, that's just not worth it. And only to find out about these window things that the keys are meant to be used in, but not what they actually do?

We're back to the original statement: muggles are mad.

[fishybrains]

For that you have to go back to the last link.

Oh, I wouldn't say that. Even if computers are confusing ...

[gotyourlocket]

Yes, well. Perhaps some other time.

I suppose I've only met one of them in person. He is rather strange, though. And possibly a death omen.