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008 -The Philosopher's Stone...

Jan 26, 2009 19:30

As so few of you seem familiar with my fandom, I've taken the liberty of reading the first book for you. Seeing that most of you have short attention spans, I will keep the summary very brief.

( Harry Does Not Die. )

ooc tag:fandom post, harry potter is not a very bright child, 5 minute summary, the dark lord loses to a child again, the philosopher's stone

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upyourscolonel January 27 2009, 06:41:48 UTC

See.

Your Philosopher's Stone is retarded.

gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 06:43:23 UTC

Really? Yours aren't meant to give immortality, then?

upyourscolonel January 27 2009, 06:49:47 UTC

Mine is meant for whatever the fuck whoever has a hold of it wants. Immortality included.

gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 06:50:55 UTC

Hmm. Interesting.

upyourscolonel January 27 2009, 06:56:22 UTC

Alchemy > magic.

gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 06:57:17 UTC

I've all of my original limbs.

upyourscolonel January 27 2009, 06:58:22 UTC

OH, NOW YOU'RE GONNA PICK ON THE CRIPPLE. I see how it is.

gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 06:58:52 UTC

You started it.

upyourscolonel January 27 2009, 07:03:45 UTC

I didn't pick you your physical handicaps.

gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 07:05:03 UTC

That's because I have none.

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Unless being dead counts.

upyourscolonel January 27 2009, 07:09:48 UTC

You look pretty damn healthy for a dead guy.

gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 07:10:50 UTC

Rather. I've even tried to undo it but there was nothing for it.

upyourscolonel January 27 2009, 07:11:19 UTC

You're a zombie.

gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 07:12:22 UTC

That's what that Manabe boy said.

Anyhow we call hem inferi, and they're rather unpleasant.

upyourscolonel January 27 2009, 07:19:59 UTC

Damn, I said the same thing as Manabe? I must be losing IQ points.

gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 07:21:04 UTC

Well, thats unfortunate.

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