008 -The Philosopher's Stone...

Jan 26, 2009 19:30

As so few of you seem familiar with my fandom, I've taken the liberty of reading the first book for you. Seeing that most of you have short attention spans, I will keep the summary very brief.

Harry Does Not Die. )

ooc tag:fandom post, harry potter is not a very bright child, 5 minute summary, the dark lord loses to a child again, the philosopher's stone

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abyssjade January 27 2009, 06:28:26 UTC
Well! Someone doesn't sound bitter at all. ♥

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gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 06:38:25 UTC
I've no idea what you mean.

And stop that.

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abyssjade January 27 2009, 06:39:39 UTC
Do you need me to define any words?

Stop what? ♥

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gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 06:41:32 UTC
Yes. Something random, if you please. I've no inclination to pick one out for you.

Hmmph.

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abyssjade January 27 2009, 06:44:16 UTC
bit⋅ter
   /ˈbɪtər/ [bit-er]
-adjective [-er, -est]
1. having a harsh, disagreeably acrid taste, like that of aspirin, quinine, wormwood, or aloes.
2. producing one of the four basic taste sensations; not sour, sweet, or salt.
3. hard to bear; grievous; distressful: a bitter sorrow.
4. causing pain; piercing; stinging: a bitter chill.
5. characterized by intense antagonism or hostility: bitter hatred.
6. hard to admit or accept: a bitter lesson.
7. resentful or cynical: bitter words.
-noun
8. that which is bitter; bitterness: Learn to take the bitter with the sweet.
9. British. a very dry ale having a strong taste of hops.
-verb
10. to make bitter: herbs employed to bitter vermouth.
-adverb
11. extremely; very; exceedingly: a bitter cold night.

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gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 06:48:48 UTC
Doesn't fit. I don't actually know Harry anyhow. I died the year before he was born.

Anyhow, I like the taste of quinine.

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abyssjade January 27 2009, 06:50:30 UTC
I was referring to your tone concerning your fandom. ♥

A bitter drink for a bitter boy, then?

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gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 06:53:53 UTC
Oh, that. Well.

I prefer something stronger, really.

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abyssjade January 27 2009, 07:45:13 UTC
Well? ♥

Trying to grow up so fast? It's true what they say-- Youth is wasted on the young.

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gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 07:47:23 UTC
Well. Stop that, to begin with.

I'm not as young as I appear.

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abyssjade January 27 2009, 07:50:35 UTC
I will. Eventually. ♥

Do tell.

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gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 07:52:15 UTC
Anytime now would be fine by me.

I'm a bit older.

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abyssjade January 27 2009, 07:53:45 UTC
Duly noted. ♥

Well, obviously. Judging by your tone, and our little conversation a few days ago, I'll take it this is a tragic story of one who has awoken in a time far ahead of his own.

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gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 08:00:13 UTC
Hmmph.

Oh, no. I was in a time far from my own for a bit, but I've sorted that. Try again.

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abyssjade January 27 2009, 08:01:12 UTC
Yes? ♥

Are you really going to make an old man such as myself guess? I may pass out from exhaustion.

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gotyourlocket January 27 2009, 08:04:52 UTC
Urgh.

There isn't a story, really. I was dead, and then it stopped. That's all.

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