005- My family is mad.

[gotyourlocket]

Cheza. Sohma.

We've talked about this.

The reason why the sign on the door of my room says to keep out without my express permission is because I'd like the things that are inside to remain there.

Even the ones that you happen to believe are sentient.

...

So, what have you done with it this time?

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[breakinurhouse]

What the freaking hell are you doing talking about the goddamn Sohmas?

[gotyourlocket]

Oi, have you all been hit with some big nasty hex?

[breakinurhouse]

....The hell is a hex?!

[gotyourlocket]

You really have been. That's brilliant.

Terrible for you of course, but nice work on the part of whoever has done it.

Rather you than me.

[breakinurhouse]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU GODDAMN RETARD?!?!?!?!

[gotyourlocket]

Breathe, Kyo. In and out. And then stop making enormous words at me or I'll turn you into something much quieter.

[breakinurhouse]

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DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE YOU KNOW ME YOU FREAKING WEIRDO!!!!

[gotyourlocket]

Oh honestly. Of course I know you. Not that I wouldn't like to pretend I don't, but you lot are either taking some very odd joke too far or you've had some sort of familial amnesia.

It was funny at first, alright, but now it's becoming annoying.

[breakinurhouse]

NO YOU FREAKING DON'T BECAUSE I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED KICKING SUCH A FREAKING WEIRDO ASS!!!!

[gotyourlocket]

Oh that's it. Next time I see you I'm hexing your eyebrows off. And I'll not put them back, either, you'll have to grow new ones.

[breakinurhouse]

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YOU'RE FREAKING INSANE!!!!

[gotyourlocket]

That wasn't a word.

Am not. You are.

[breakinurhouse]

NO YOU!!!!!!

[gotyourlocket]

No, definitely you.

[breakinurhouse]

NO YOU!!!!!

NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!

[gotyourlocket]

No, you.

It's my journal, Kyo. Go break something of Shigure's if you don't want to play anymore.