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gotyourlocket

004 -Reasons to Never Accept a PortKey from a Stranger

Jan 06, 2009 20:04

I don't suppose anyone here often travels between the years 1979 and 2001?

I could use a bit of direction on how that works. I'm having some difficulty sorting it out for myself.

It really isn't very funny anymore.

port keys are not to be taken lightly, i will be hexing all ginger haired inter, someone must know how this works, i'd like to go back now, this is no longer amusing

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triplesplit January 8 2009, 03:54:55 UTC

... Those portkeys. They only good for time travel, or physical-distance travel too?

gotyourlocket January 8 2009, 04:04:08 UTC

Usually only physical travel, actually.

triplesplit January 8 2009, 04:09:01 UTC

Is that so.

Where does one get a portkey?

gotyourlocket January 8 2009, 04:09:54 UTC

From a wizard.

triplesplit January 8 2009, 04:15:59 UTC

And you called yourself one in an earlier entry...

Are your services available with the right price and relatively quickly?

gotyourlocket January 8 2009, 04:18:09 UTC

I've no use for muggle money.

What do you want with a portkey anyhow?

triplesplit January 8 2009, 04:21:16 UTC

I don't know what muggle is, but a guy here can exchange any currency that's out there no matter the country or fandom.

Private this thread and I can tell you. It's sensitive information.

Private gotyourlocket January 8 2009, 04:25:27 UTC

Alright, what's it for?

Re: Private triplesplit January 8 2009, 04:28:54 UTC

A friend is voluntarily being held captive in his brother's residence. He found some kittens, but the brother, a fucking crazy homicidal homunculus, intends to kill them. For now he's hidden them outside under a bush or something. I'd need a portkey that would transport me there and back to get the cats.

Re: Private gotyourlocket January 8 2009, 04:30:14 UTC

You want to use a powerful magical object...to save kittens?

And I'm meant to believe that?

Re: Private triplesplit January 8 2009, 04:31:53 UTC

Go read for yourself.

Re: Private gotyourlocket January 8 2009, 04:36:21 UTC

You're ser...uh, you really mean that.

Alright. You can have the portkey. You just can't tell anyone where it's come from.

Re: Private triplesplit January 8 2009, 04:38:55 UTC

Yeah.

You'll want to screen the public part of our thread, then. Aside from that, my lips are sealed.

Does the thing need coordinates, or do I give it commands?

Re: Private gotyourlocket January 8 2009, 04:44:56 UTC

Damn. Nevermind, then. Save your kittens, I can't be arsed to care what people think.

No of course not. You tell me where it's meant to take you, and then I key it to human touch. So don't let anyone else touch it, unless you'd like to send them away instead.

Re: Private triplesplit January 8 2009, 04:48:04 UTC

The destination is [insert address], France.

Understood.

Re: Private gotyourlocket January 8 2009, 04:50:41 UTC

Alright, then.

Where do I send the owl to?

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