Second spellcasting: Teleporting antics.

Apr 06, 2011 10:45

[You may be minding your own business through out the day. Heck, you might be sure that whatever you’re doing, whether it be a secret hobby you do that no one is meant to find out, in the middle of playing with cats, or in the middle of taking a shower but that would be awkward or just spending alone time to yourself, it's just you alone with no ( Read more... )

i'm a magician!

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1 of 2 likes2havesex April 6 2011, 16:26:24 UTC
[she's just, you know, hanging out in the bathtub]

WHAT THE FUCK!
WHO THE HE...

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2 of 2 likes2havesex April 6 2011, 16:28:11 UTC
Scratch that, you're actually good looking.

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gottimedout April 6 2011, 16:43:48 UTC
[Oh man, Panty. If he actually had a sex drive, he'd would find this a lot more interesting-- but since he is pretty indifferent about a naked woman's body, he's just having this face.]

Ah. Is that so?

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likes2havesex April 6 2011, 17:26:41 UTC
[she is offended by your disinterest.]

You know, most guys with working dicks would act a little more excited...
you got something wrong with you?

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gottimedout April 6 2011, 17:43:01 UTC
[Side glancing to her, makes SOMETHING of a horrible attempt of a wolf whistle at her direction before going back to mess with his map.]

I like to think that I am different from the norm. Is that what you wanted?

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1 of 2 likes2havesex April 6 2011, 19:05:19 UTC
[what is this guy even...oh shit, did he just whistle at...]

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likes2havesex April 6 2011, 19:06:04 UTC
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

DAMN, do you even know what to DO with a woman?

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gottimedout April 6 2011, 20:45:17 UTC
Unless the said woman is worth any interest to me and is able to show me a form of magic, teach me this said magic skill and then be on our way after the training is over... no. And I do not care to either.

[Scribble scribbles on that map before putting it away.]

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likes2havesex April 6 2011, 20:58:29 UTC
Oi, I got your training right here.
[gestures...downward...yeah]

What kind of man doesn't want to have sex with a hot chick?

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gottimedout April 6 2011, 21:09:01 UTC
[Eyebrow raising up] ... charming. Really.

You'll have to forgive me that I just don't have any desire for such things because I see them pointless.

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likes2havesex April 6 2011, 21:58:55 UTC
Pointless? It's the only thing on earth worth doing.

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gottimedout April 7 2011, 01:20:12 UTC
I fail to see how or why. Or even the appeal to do it.

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1 of 2 likes2havesex April 7 2011, 16:32:35 UTC
Fail to see?

Wait a minute...

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2 of 2 likes2havesex April 7 2011, 16:33:21 UTC
You're a virgin, aren't you?

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gottimedout April 7 2011, 16:38:57 UTC
I am.

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I need a laughing Icon likes2havesex April 7 2011, 16:42:57 UTC
[so now she's just going to laugh at you for a while, cause dude, you're a VIIIIIRGIN]

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