Apr 03, 2009 23:57
How long has it been since I wrote here...?
Hm. Too long.
Regardless, there's some business I need to tend to. Business that concerns each and every one of you. There will be no arguments of what I ask of you. I do not offer any of you empty arrangements, but rather a more...Quid Pro Quo...arrangement.
We are a family of gods, and despite our indulgent nature, we have a world of mortals to attend to.
[To Zeus and Poseidon]
Simply between us three we control so much. I believe it is well past time that we discuss just how we shall handle it.
[To Athena]
You control more than just a little of the mortal legal system, I believe it is time we spoke of a mutually beneficiary arrangement.
[To Hermes]
Quick witted, quick tongue, and quick feet. You're more useful than I previously gave you credit for, and I believe I can help give you purpose for these skills.
[To Charon]
Ferryman, I offer you a more suitable conveyance to you if you would ferry me around this world as you did in the last.
[To the remaining gods]
You all have your uses, just as you all have needs. I am certain that if you offer something up in assistance, you will find that I can be much more than accommodating in any assistance you may require.
[To Persephone]
Work, as always, serves as the greatest distraction from one of the gods that I Truly wish to spend time with.
I need to go shoot something.