[51] interior design take 2.0

[gottakemall]

Dear Diary,

Settled into the new place. We're working on getting it decorated and organized. I've realized that having a larger space gives me more freedom to really make it my own- or, rather, our own- but at the same time all that freedom is overwhelming. Especially when one's decorating partner either doesn't care at all or has very bizarre

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[afishinthesky]

But Kazu, putting black sequined curtains in the bedroom would be so awesome! It's be like waking up to a disco every day!

[gottakemall]

And I still say what I did before, that it'll make the whole thing look like a gothic torture dungeon.

[afishinthesky]

...You don't like gothic torture dungeons? :c I don't know. This could be a deal breaker.

[gottakemall]

Well I haven't seen these theoretical curtains with the iron maiden I ordered from that Medieval Antiques catalog, maybe they'd go swell together.

[afishinthesky]

...We'll have to talk about this catalog of yours later. But look, if you let me put the curtains up, I'll buy you a new cabinet for the bedroom so you won't have to mix the teal towels with the turquoise.

[gottakemall]

...buy me the cabinet and I'll reconsider that three-sectioned fridge with the ice machine that makes those funny shapes.

[afishinthesky]

Damn it, why do you do this to me?

Okay, okay. Done.

Can I at least have pink sequined curtains?

[gottakemall]

Because I love you, of course. And I don't want us to live in a house without a cohesive color scheme.

.... can we pick a shade of pink that matches the bedspread I liked?

[afishinthesky]

Rainbow is a color scheme!

Of course. Just don't forget the sequins.

[gottakemall]

Rainbow is not a color scheme. Rainbow is what you throw across the walls for a five-year-old's birthday party.

.... do the whole curtains have to be sequined? I might feel like I'm in a low-budget porno.

[afishinthesky]

What are you talking about? Rainbow is definitely a color scheme. What else has Johnny-san been teaching us all these years?!

What do you know about low-budget pornos?!

[gottakemall]

Rainbow is only a color scheme for Arashi. And unless you plan on tacking up feathers and pleather and superfluous zippers with those rainbow colors... which you are not, because I am putting my foot down on that.

I had the internet. I know low-budget when I see it.

[afishinthesky]

I can't believe this. I didn't realize you had such poor taste. I'm sort of disappointed right now.

Ew. I know they call me cheap, but I at least paid for good porn.

[gottakemall]

My decorating is outstanding! It is classy and refined. :|

I didn't say I watched the low-budget porn, just that I knew it was there. I mean, to be fair, I didn't really have a computer for a couple of years there.

[afishinthesky]

If it was classy and refined, you'd let me have black curtains. They'd go with anything!

...Sure. Then how do you know that sequined curtains would be in them?!

[gottakemall]

Sequined black curtains are neither classy nor refined. I already agreed to let you put some Shuckles in the living room!

This is a trap, isn't it.