Ladies! Gentlemen. Brethren of the Digital World!
Today, a darkest hour has come upon us! For today, an abomination has cast itself into the realm that naught should touch -- television! It is written on everyone's face -- "Bullmon Nye the Sciencemon" and "Mr. Wizardmon" have been cast into the abyss, never again to see the light of day, and THIS is the culprit!
Behold! The abomination that dares to take it away from us! Blarney, the so-called "Lovable ExTyrannomon", has dared to reach its paws into our sacred world of television programmed and has wrought our joys away from us... this. This is not freedom. This is not TELEVISION!!! Will we just stand here and let this purple monstrosity take away from us and desecrate our right to have fucking awesome shows?!
NEVER! TAMERS! DIGIMON! LET US ALL COME TOGETHER TO STOP ONCE AND FOR ALL! We will not let him sit idly by and cast our beloved shows into destruction! Indeed, who among us will allow the future of Digital World television to be written by some fat purple blob of disgusting filth?! WHO AMONG US WILL LET HIM TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHT TO AWESOME TELEVISION WITHOUT A FIGHT!? It is only if we stay silent that this Blarney will eventually write the shows that will ultimately bring about the downfall of our beloved television of the Digital World. To others, yeah. We might be fucking obsessed about this. But this isn't about just a single TV show. Not anymore. It's about protecting our right to good television shows. And it's only if we allow him this victory that this will come to pass.
And this is why, WE WILL TAKE BACK OUR TELEVISION, AND WE. WILL. KILL. BLARNEY. WHO'S WITH ME?!