On the twelfth day of Christmas,
gotrego sent to me...
Twelve transbois drumming
Eleven butterflies piping
Ten queers a-leaping
Nine buckeyes driving
Eight tattoos a-writing
Seven boidykes a-reading
Six anti-depressants a-skydiving
Five hu-u-u-ula girls
Four buzz cuts
Three drag kings
Two sex toys
...and a gender in a pansexuality.