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[gotoyourmoon]

[Action / Locked to 1670 Nelson Street]

*Good morning, residents of 1670 Nelson Street. And by that I mean early, early morning - Princess Celestia is accustomed to waking long before the dawn to raise the sun. But today, she found that she was not in her palace in Equestria. Far from it; she was outside, in a small red wooden shed... which was in

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[secretgod]

[Even though Haruhi's heard about Unicorns and flying horses, well, she's just excited because there's a real unicorn!]

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[gotoyourmoon]

Hello. Politely inclining her head.* Is there something I can help you with?

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[secretgod]

Of course! You're a talking... a talking unicorn!

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[gotoyourmoon]

*She flutters her wings.* Alicorn, if you wanted to be precise. But yes, I am.

May I suppose that unicorns don't usually talk where you're from?

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[secretgod]

Well, I've never seen one before, but I always knew that you existed! [... this is legit.]

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[gotoyourmoon]

Of course. Why wouldn't we exist?

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[secretgod]

Obviously, because people don't believe.

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[gotoyourmoon]

Is there a reason that our existence should depend on other peoples' faith in us?

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[secretgod]

Because you're in hiding! Which is why you aren't common - you're rare! Unique! People would kill for such creatures!

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[gotoyourmoon]

I'm in hiding? Nobody told me that.

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[secretgod]

Well, if you don't show up for us humans, that is obvious!

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[gotoyourmoon]

And what if I told you I'd never seen a human before at all?

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[secretgod]

Then it's probably some sort of alternate world thing, or something like that.

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[gotoyourmoon]

That might be the most likely explanation, actually.

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[secretgod]

I guess so...

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[gotoyourmoon]

In Equestria, there isn't so much as a single human being - or at least, I've never seen one, and I see most of the land.

We're all ponies there.