☼4 (Backdated to middle of Mushrooms)

[gotoyourmoon]

*Hey, she's a pony. Ponies eat mushrooms. what could go wrong?*

[Phone]

*If you've known Celestia, to hear a note of genuine desperation in her voice over the phone is probably somewhat disconcerting.* Luna--

Luna, please. There has to be some other way! Think about everypony, Luna - think about what you're doing to them! I know there's a part

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[Action]

[meltdowning]

[The fuck is this.]

Who the hell is Luna?

[Action]

[gotoyourmoon]

If you're trying to make me call you Nightmare Moon, it isn't going to work, Luna. You're still my sister.

[Action]

[meltdowning]

Your sister?! You're a fuckin' horse!

[Action]

[gotoyourmoon]

Then you're rejecting your own people? Are you trying to pretend you aren't one of us anymore?

Luna, this is insanity!

[Action]

[meltdowning]

Lady, I've never been a horse.

[Action]

[gotoyourmoon]

Celestia.

At least respect me enough to use my name.

[Action]

[meltdowning]

It's not like I knew your fucking name or anything!

[Action]

[gotoyourmoon]

Of course you did! What are you trying to pretend here, Luna? That I don't know who you are? That I don't know what you're doing?!

Are you going to make me call you Nightmare Moon?

[Action]

[meltdowning]

"Meltdowner" will do just fine.