For some reason, I thought it was a good idea to write Nautilus versions of Christmas carols.
I have two so far. Feel free to make up your own/better versions of these.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the city gave to me:
15 12 giant robots!
11 brainwashed Wakened!
10 stalker photos!
9 American plane parts!
8 psychic invasions!
7 not-there comments!
6 drugged up bubbles!
5 Nobodiiiiiiies!
4 repossessions!
3 crazy Nazis!
2 Labyrinth comas!
And a Deva in a huge tree!
You better watch out!
Better not die!
Better like order,
I'm telling you why!
Isis is comin' to town!
She's making a list
And checkin' it twice!
Gonna find out who’s for her and not
Isis is comin' to town!
She sees you when you're sleeping (oh god)
She knows when you're awake
She knows if you like chaos or law
So like law for goodness sake!
Oh, you better watch out!
You better not die!
Better like order,
I'm telling you why!
Isis is comin' to town!
Isis is comin' to toooooown!
Edit: Another one!
Starscream got run over by an Autobot!
Walking home from Furman's Christmas Eve!
You may say there's no way that could happen,
But as for me and Blitzwing, we believe.