Jul 15, 2011 19:38
[Princess has been exposed to whatever's going on in the air for a while, and it's finally catching up to her. She finally, finally picks up the phone.]
I've been listening to everyone else talk about secrets and boring things like that, and you know, I feel like getting something off of my chest too!
Back home, I'm a supervillain. In fact, I'm a really good supervillain! I've helped take over Townsville plenty of times, and I have the most powerful superpower of all time-- money. Cash, Moolah, Bills! I mean, using that, I've been able to buy weapons and tanks and superpowered outfits, but the fact is that I have it. And that's why I can't stand being here! I can get the weapons, but without the money, it doesn't feel like power!
And you know what else means you're powerful? Being a superhero! I'm not really a Powerpuff Girl. Who would want to be? I want to be one just so I can get all the fame and adoration without any of hard work. No one would want to affliate themselves with those brats! If they didn't like me from the beginning, they should have just said so instead of just going ahead and being all "Nooo, you can't BE a Powerpuff Girl because you don't HAVE superpowers." Well you know what? I don't care! I've gotten enough notoriety in Townsville's Jail than I ever will among the peons at school!
You know what the worst part is though? They're not here! I mean it's fine having all these things going on in Mayfield and being a part of organizations and everything, but without the Powerpuff Girls, it's just inane! They're not around to be goody-two-shoes, and I don't have my enemies to fight! I don't even have competition from back home!
[She finally sighs, and just braces herself:] I miss Townsville. All of it. Even if it's run by a complete idiot and protected by three do-gooders, it's home. I don't want to rule this place! I want to go back home and rule Townsville.