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so, Mexico was brilliant. we had such a great time. the people were great, our location was perfect. i couldnt have asked for anything better then what we got there. we got wasted every night, and danced, and laughed, and did crazy things. actually found pot, which is supposedly really hard to do, but it was pretty bad. we did some crazy things man...definitely some unexpected nights.we drank tequila night, after night...the bazaars are rad. the things that the shop keepers would say were hilarious. we would be walking and they would say something like, "now, here, turn right", and "something else for you" (even though you hadn't bought anything)or, "something for the neighbors". it was so funny. and then when we lit the fireworks, we couldnt get one of them to go, and this crazy callas handed Mexican came up and like, started to help us, and lit his hands practically on fire, and the 5 of us were trying to get the thing to work.
eventually some guy with a flashlight comes over, and starts working with this guy to make it happen. they are 2 complete strangers like trying to get this dumb fire work to launch. FINALLY after an hour they put the explosive powder from another firework onto that one and made it work. but it was great. we laughed so hard. they just kept talking in Spanish to us. i could kind of break it down, but mostly...chicken scratch. lucy was a drunk ass bitch, and so was dan, those crazy shot drinkers. i actually stayed up at nights! i got to dance with ultra cool black people...and get crazy lap dances from dirty mexicans. at one of the clubs there was this guy dressed as a joker who would like , blow a whistle, and pick a random person, and like attack them and pour alcohol down their throat and shake their head around, and he has a fake penis under his apron that he would rub on peoples faces. i also bought some awesome presents for myself.
thanks for the great vacation to my good friends.
the boys got corn rows! probably one of the best things ever. and i bought mexican jumping beans...still trying to figure out if they are humane or not.
eventually some guy with a flashlight comes over, and starts working with this guy to make it happen. they are 2 complete strangers like trying to get this dumb fire work to launch. FINALLY after an hour they put the explosive powder from another firework onto that one and made it work. but it was great. we laughed so hard. they just kept talking in Spanish to us. i could kind of break it down, but mostly...chicken scratch. lucy was a drunk ass bitch, and so was dan, those crazy shot drinkers. i actually stayed up at nights! i got to dance with ultra cool black people...and get crazy lap dances from dirty mexicans. at one of the clubs there was this guy dressed as a joker who would like , blow a whistle, and pick a random person, and like attack them and pour alcohol down their throat and shake their head around, and he has a fake penis under his apron that he would rub on peoples faces. i also bought some awesome presents for myself.
thanks for the great vacation to my good friends.
the boys got corn rows! probably one of the best things ever. and i bought mexican jumping beans...still trying to figure out if they are humane or not.