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Jessica: dragon wars makes me want to die
Sam: by die, do you mean see it, so you can go to heaven, which is just dragon wars being played on a big screen tv forever?
Jessica: Noooo. no. no no and no. Please don't waste your money seeing it in the theater.
Sam: im spending my money to have a jean claude van damme marathon, i dont know what weird principle id be clinging to by denying myself dragon wars. And when I win best picture at the academy awards, im going to tell everyone in my acceptance speech that I only became a filmaker BECAUSE of dragon wars, and entire academy will vomit simultaneously.
Sam: by die, do you mean see it, so you can go to heaven, which is just dragon wars being played on a big screen tv forever?
Jessica: Noooo. no. no no and no. Please don't waste your money seeing it in the theater.
Sam: im spending my money to have a jean claude van damme marathon, i dont know what weird principle id be clinging to by denying myself dragon wars. And when I win best picture at the academy awards, im going to tell everyone in my acceptance speech that I only became a filmaker BECAUSE of dragon wars, and entire academy will vomit simultaneously.