Fuck a doodle do
I don't know how in the hell things like this happen. You think your girlfriend feeding you a sub sandwhich is fairly lacking in peril. Of all the shit in life that can do you in, your paramour giving you a bite of her sandwhich doesn't seem to be one of them, unless your in the mafia or are James Bond.
Somehow she slipped, shoving it underneath my eye, and some mysteriously pointy part of the bread cut me under my eye. It's not bad, but I was amazed at what pain a Turkey Tom from Jimmy John's can do.
On an unrelated note, the series finale of Sopranos can kiss my underwhelmed ass. I want to punch David Chase in his sternum.
Somehow she slipped, shoving it underneath my eye, and some mysteriously pointy part of the bread cut me under my eye. It's not bad, but I was amazed at what pain a Turkey Tom from Jimmy John's can do.
On an unrelated note, the series finale of Sopranos can kiss my underwhelmed ass. I want to punch David Chase in his sternum.