On the twelfth day of Christmas,
gothsexkitten sent to me...
Twelve shoes drumming
Eleven parasols piping
Ten boots a-whipping
Nine bats clubing
Eight tattoos a-shopping
Seven books a-writing
Six graveyards a-reading
Five la-a-a-azy sundays
Four twilight fashions
Three slogan t-shirts
Two true friends
...and a vodka in a whitby.