Someone save me from the ignorant bliss of humanity
There is a reason why the sinful community voted me into Pride.
I am going to post a little rant I have. But I will put it
Now, the conversation I had began on my space.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: trvlndog
Date: Dec 18, 2005 9:50 PM
you look like fun
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Senseless Fuckpuppet
Date: Dec 18, 2005 10:04 PM
Am I supposed to be impressed?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: trvlndog
Date: Dec 18, 2005 11:33 PM
god i hope not, that would totally ruin thoughts of you....
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Senseless Fuckpuppet
Date: Dec 20, 2005 4:48 PM
Good. If you were expecting me to be impressed from a one liner, you failed severely.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: trvlndog
Date: Dec 20, 2005 10:42 PM
i was not trying to pass or fail....i merely was making a statement. but i guess i should have just said that you look like you would be a good fuck....no more, no less....
later hope you xmas is good
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Senseless Fuckpuppet
Date: Dec 21, 2005 1:00 AM
Yea and you are just like every other Tom, Dick and Harry out there who wants to fuck me. *shrugs*
I am not impressed.... nor will I ever be.
I am more than a pretty face, a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits. I have this thing called an intellect... and no it isn't in my pants. *smirks*
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: trvlndog
well if you wouldn't dress like holloween then gooles wouldn't try to get in your pants
First, it's "halloween", not "holloween". Second, it's "ghouls", not "gooles". Third, what the FUCK does dressing like Halloween have to do with people wanting to fuck me? I mean, seriously... It didn't matter when I had brown hair, it didn't matter when I went blonde, it didn't matter when my hair was black... men find me attractive and want to fuck me.
Now, I have no problem with men hitting on me. I know I'm beautiful and I know men are entitled to look, drool, talk to me, whatever. My problem is that men will NOT come up and talk to me in person and, instead, use the fake courage of the internet to tell me I look like a good fuck. I have been at clubs, bars, meetups and the like and never once has a man walked up to me and said he wanted to "get to know me" and they have never, outside of jesterspace (and he doesn't count), told me I looked like a good fuck. Most of the time they stare at me from across the bar like a dog slavering over a chunk of meat. Occasionally they will get brave and dance near me at the club and then go back to their friends like they got to first base with their high school crush. Meanwhile I entertain ideas of walking up and asking them if they got a boner by being near me.
I get irritated that they would ONLY talk to me on the internet or when they're pissfaced drunk.
I get irritated that they don't assume I have a brain inside the nice shiny packaging.
While I may be a slut, I am not a whore. I don't fuck anyone or anything that shows me interest. I want anyone I fuck to also be my friend. I want something to with them OTHER than just fuck the shit out of them. If I do not find them mentally challenging/stimulating, I don't want them anywhere near my naked frame. For that matter, I don't want to waste my time trying to have an intellectual conversation with them. I'm the type of girl who loves sex. I like to fuck more than a Catholic schoolgirl during Sunday mass... but I want someone worth my fucking time.
They're called "standards". Look into it.
//::end rant
I am going to post a little rant I have. But I will put it
Now, the conversation I had began on my space.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: trvlndog
Date: Dec 18, 2005 9:50 PM
you look like fun
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Senseless Fuckpuppet
Date: Dec 18, 2005 10:04 PM
Am I supposed to be impressed?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: trvlndog
Date: Dec 18, 2005 11:33 PM
god i hope not, that would totally ruin thoughts of you....
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Senseless Fuckpuppet
Date: Dec 20, 2005 4:48 PM
Good. If you were expecting me to be impressed from a one liner, you failed severely.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: trvlndog
Date: Dec 20, 2005 10:42 PM
i was not trying to pass or fail....i merely was making a statement. but i guess i should have just said that you look like you would be a good fuck....no more, no less....
later hope you xmas is good
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Senseless Fuckpuppet
Date: Dec 21, 2005 1:00 AM
Yea and you are just like every other Tom, Dick and Harry out there who wants to fuck me. *shrugs*
I am not impressed.... nor will I ever be.
I am more than a pretty face, a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits. I have this thing called an intellect... and no it isn't in my pants. *smirks*
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: trvlndog
well if you wouldn't dress like holloween then gooles wouldn't try to get in your pants
First, it's "halloween", not "holloween". Second, it's "ghouls", not "gooles". Third, what the FUCK does dressing like Halloween have to do with people wanting to fuck me? I mean, seriously... It didn't matter when I had brown hair, it didn't matter when I went blonde, it didn't matter when my hair was black... men find me attractive and want to fuck me.
Now, I have no problem with men hitting on me. I know I'm beautiful and I know men are entitled to look, drool, talk to me, whatever. My problem is that men will NOT come up and talk to me in person and, instead, use the fake courage of the internet to tell me I look like a good fuck. I have been at clubs, bars, meetups and the like and never once has a man walked up to me and said he wanted to "get to know me" and they have never, outside of jesterspace (and he doesn't count), told me I looked like a good fuck. Most of the time they stare at me from across the bar like a dog slavering over a chunk of meat. Occasionally they will get brave and dance near me at the club and then go back to their friends like they got to first base with their high school crush. Meanwhile I entertain ideas of walking up and asking them if they got a boner by being near me.
I get irritated that they would ONLY talk to me on the internet or when they're pissfaced drunk.
I get irritated that they don't assume I have a brain inside the nice shiny packaging.
While I may be a slut, I am not a whore. I don't fuck anyone or anything that shows me interest. I want anyone I fuck to also be my friend. I want something to with them OTHER than just fuck the shit out of them. If I do not find them mentally challenging/stimulating, I don't want them anywhere near my naked frame. For that matter, I don't want to waste my time trying to have an intellectual conversation with them. I'm the type of girl who loves sex. I like to fuck more than a Catholic schoolgirl during Sunday mass... but I want someone worth my fucking time.
They're called "standards". Look into it.
//::end rant