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[gothmogbalrog]

*searches the Temple for Kulinaiel but has no luck finding her*

*starts to get ever so slightly agitated*

WHERE IS THAT GIRL!?!?!? >:|

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[dragon_father]

What's all the noise? I'm trying bask here!

[gothmogbalrog]

Have you seen my daughter? She's gone off somewhere!! >:|

[dragon_father]

She's not a hatchling anymore. I've heard tell that they do wander off, the older they get.

[gothmogbalrog]

>.<

Yes, yes, I've heard that but SHE'S PROBABLY DOING... THINGS!

[dragon_father]

Things? Ohhhhh THINGS. ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK...

[gothmogbalrog]

>.<

SHUT UP!!!

[dragon_father]

FINE, I'll make a useful suggestion. Ask Sauron if you can use the palantir or ask that sociopathic cat lady if she'll send a spy out to look for her.

[gothmogbalrog]

Well. I've got Thuringwethil on the case, but spying... hmmm... yeeesss...

[dragon_father]

An evil, twisted maia can never have too many spies.

[gothmogbalrog]

I might have to seek out this deranged cat lady. I can't consistently rely on Sauron's palantir, not with the amount of free porn he's using it for in Lisse's current state.

[dragon_father]

>.>

Does he get the National Geographic or Discovery channels on that thing?

[gothmogbalrog]

Oh he can always focus it on animal porn if that's what you're after...

*thinks about what he just said*

Ewwww. >.

[dragon_father]

*tail twitch*

Hurrr hurr hurr hurr...

[gothmogbalrog]

You VILE creature.

[dragon_father]

Hey, it's not animal porn from where I'm sitting, it's straight-forward porn for me. Besides, I have needs and there's a distinct lack of available tail around here.

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