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[gothmogbalrog]

*peers into the palantir, observing Caranthire's property*

*fails to see any chickens*

*decides to chance it and venture over there covertly*

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[caranthire]

*lounges about in the living room with a glass of wine*

[gothmogbalrog]

*approaches quietly and sees no signs of life in the garden or by the windows*

[caranthire]

*flicks the page of her book and sips her drink*

*sets aside the glass to light a cigarette*

[gothmogbalrog]

*sneaks across the garden and peers into a window*

*sees you and swiftly ducks down*

Shit!

[caranthire]

*notices something out of the corner of her eye*

*looks up and narrows her eyes*

[gothmogbalrog]

*huddles under the window, praying you didn't see him*

What if she's got chickens inside the house?!

[caranthire]

*grabs a crossbow and stalks over to the window*

*throws it open and peers down*

Yer trespassin'.

*aims it at your head*

[gothmogbalrog]

Heh. Why.

SO I AM!! :D

[caranthire]

Yes. Yes you are. AND it'd be within my rights to kill you.

Now. You weren't planning on snatching a certain little girl, were you? >:|

[gothmogbalrog]

What? Never! Just taking a walk... you know. The town! The night! The fresh air and all that!

[caranthire]

Well. That's good. Because you clearly have no idea how traumatic it is for a kid to be dragged back and forth from warring parental figures.

And if you really DID love her, you'd take that into consideration.

[gothmogbalrog]

>:|

Excuse ME?!

*stands up and glowers*

[caranthire]

*keeps the crossbow pointed at your head*

You heard me. You're a parent!!!

Just think about it for a bloody minute!!!

[gothmogbalrog]

I... I...

*realises you're probably right*

BITCH!!!

*stares at the crossbow*

Er... onlybecauseyou'reright,damnyoureyes >.<

[caranthire]

*nods*

Now. Why dont you fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of and think about what a fuckhead you're being.

[gothmogbalrog]

. . .

*is somewhat speechless*