Baaa Baaa...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, gothmog sent to me...
Twelve peekaboos drumming
Eleven corachaos piping
Ten outdoors a-leaping
Nine books dancing
Eight wolves a-camping
Seven blues a-gardening
Six pets a-cooking
Five bi-i-i-ig adventures
Four weekend drives
Three denver broncos
Two red heads
...and a spouse in a history.