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[gothik]

If you really did eat like a bird, you would consume ten times your weight in food every day. You would have to eat a big breakfast, just to regain the weight you lost during the night. And if you were a hummingbird, skipping breakfast could send you into a deadly coma. If you really did eat like a horse, you'd have to consume fifteen pounds of hay every day, with a couple quarts of oats thrown in for balance, And you'd wash it down this small mountain of roughage with a big trough of water.
--Anne