Thank you all for boarding the train while it wrecks
NO ONE showed up to Situation Tragedy even though there were people that SAID they were going to and DIDN'T. So I'd better see you all tomorrow. Hopefully I'll have my monologue down by then.
Kidding. [mostly]
The cabaret was fucked up. The show started like 45 minutes late and there were so many technical difficulties that they almost canceled the show and it was just... God. At first, I was a little hurt that Krissa didn't ask me to tech, even if she thought it would be hard, but good lord, I'm glad she didn't.
Cuz I would've had a heartattack.
But there was nice filler. Kiki LaRouche did some bongo drumming and you could totally see up his dress. And there was turkey dancing. It was nice but... Horrific at the same time. Hard to explain.
God I'm in a lot of pain.
I hate doing that last funeral scene. Matt looks like he's going to cry and for fuck's sake Eleven can be so heartless. She is so much like me sometimes it's strange. There was a woman in the audience and whenever I would say something mean to Eben she'd go "UGH" and it almost made me laugh. But she sounded like she wanted to kill me for hurting him. It was probably Matt's girlfriend. Hah.
But the show went pretty well. And I hope you all like it. When you see it. And you should all come to the cabaret too. It's at midnight. You can all stay up that late, I know you can. I'll buy you coffee.
Kidding. [mostly]
The cabaret was fucked up. The show started like 45 minutes late and there were so many technical difficulties that they almost canceled the show and it was just... God. At first, I was a little hurt that Krissa didn't ask me to tech, even if she thought it would be hard, but good lord, I'm glad she didn't.
Cuz I would've had a heartattack.
But there was nice filler. Kiki LaRouche did some bongo drumming and you could totally see up his dress. And there was turkey dancing. It was nice but... Horrific at the same time. Hard to explain.
God I'm in a lot of pain.
I hate doing that last funeral scene. Matt looks like he's going to cry and for fuck's sake Eleven can be so heartless. She is so much like me sometimes it's strange. There was a woman in the audience and whenever I would say something mean to Eben she'd go "UGH" and it almost made me laugh. But she sounded like she wanted to kill me for hurting him. It was probably Matt's girlfriend. Hah.
But the show went pretty well. And I hope you all like it. When you see it. And you should all come to the cabaret too. It's at midnight. You can all stay up that late, I know you can. I'll buy you coffee.