If Stephanie and I ruled the world...
Yeah.
s p i d e refren: why are some guys so shallow?
shinEonniKIfM: ...Hm.
shinEonniKIfM: Plenty of people are shallow.
shinEonniKIfM: But I don't know.
shinEonniKIfM: Why do you say that?
shinEonniKIfM: Who do you speak of, specifically?
s p i d e refren: *post deleted*
shinEonniKIfM: Ahh. I understand. I think that they are shallow because guys do not often think with their heads.
shinEonniKIfM: Normally, they do not think with their hearts either. To be blunt, many guys think with a different body part entirely.
s p i d e refren: that's stupid
shinEonniKIfM: If you understand what I'm saying.
s p i d e refren: heh, i do
s p i d e refren: stupid stupid stupid
s p i d e refren: someone should transport all the shallow people to jupiter
shinEonniKIfM: No, Jupiter is a good planet.
shinEonniKIfM: I, myself, have never been fond of Venus, what with all the poisonous gas.
s p i d e refren: but it's the only one big enough to hold them all
shinEonniKIfM: I vote we send them to Venus.
shinEonniKIfM: ...ohhh, right.
shinEonniKIfM: Well, with Venus, they'll die fast.
shinEonniKIfM: So everyone else can just sit on all the dead bodies.
s p i d e refren: we send them to venus, and they get diseased or die, and then we dump them on jupiter so they don't take up too much room
shinEonniKIfM: What with all the shallow guys, there are sure to be a lot of dead bodies.
shinEonniKIfM: But... I like Jupiter...
shinEonniKIfM: Saturn is large.
shinEonniKIfM: If we put the bodies on Saturn, including the rings, there will surely be enough room.
s p i d e refren: ok
s p i d e refren: shallow girls too
s p i d e refren: there are always a few of those
shinEonniKIfM: Oh, yes.
shinEonniKIfM: Slutty girls, I don't like them. Let's put them there too.
s p i d e refren: yeah
s p i d e refren: we've already probably cut earths population in half
shinEonniKIfM: So no more poverty.
shinEonniKIfM: Or world hunger.
shinEonniKIfM: Or overpopulation.
s p i d e refren: this would solve a lot of polution issues to
shinEonniKIfM: Because now, there's enough money and stuff for everybody.
shinEonniKIfM: Totally.
shinEonniKIfM: Stephanie, I am thinking this is the best idea ever.
shinEonniKIfM: Yeah.
shinEonniKIfM: OR!
shinEonniKIfM: We could make it much more efficient:
shinEonniKIfM: and just put them on the sun!
shinEonniKIfM: So they won't take up any space!
shinEonniKIfM: They'll just fizzle up and burn.
shinEonniKIfM: Yes.
shinEonniKIfM: Yes. Most definitely the sun.
s p i d e refren: that's a much better idea
shinEonniKIfM: Aw, thank you!
s p i d e refren: excellent idea
s p i d e refren: i told thomas about it
shinEonniKIfM: Hehehe. Yay.
shinEonniKIfM: Does he like it too?
s p i d e refren: he loves it
shinEonniKIfM: Yay.
shinEonniKIfM: I'm proud of me.
s p i d e refren: SONicPIRatEBOss: FANTASTIC IDEA!
SONicPIRatEBOss: and since lots of shallow people are also stupid
SONicPIRatEBOss: we could probably convince them there is "a better life out there"
shinEonniKIfM: Hahahaha. Thomas is cool.
s p i d e refren: yeah
shinEonniKIfM: He's right, too.
s p i d e refren: of course, only certain people can decide who is and who is not shallow
s p i d e refren: yeah
shinEonniKIfM: True...
shinEonniKIfM: We should have a commitee.
s p i d e refren: yes
shinEonniKIfM: To decide.
shinEonniKIfM: The three of us will be on it, obviously.
shinEonniKIfM: But others as well.
shinEonniKIfM: Perhaps about twelve people?
shinEonniKIfM: On the commitee?
s p i d e refren: mikey?
s p i d e refren: ok
shinEonniKIfM: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he'd be good for that.
s p i d e refren: ok, that's 4
shinEonniKIfM: So, who else?
s p i d e refren: katharine?
shinEonniKIfM: Matt Kelley? Would he be good?
s p i d e refren: yes
shinEonniKIfM: Yes, Katharine would make a fine addition.
s p i d e refren: that's 6 then
shinEonniKIfM: So... we need six more...
shinEonniKIfM: Wait:
s p i d e refren: yup
shinEonniKIfM: I have a question.
s p i d e refren: mm?
shinEonniKIfM: In our new fantastic world-ruling idea:
shinEonniKIfM: is there a president? Or does the committee make every decision about the world?
s p i d e refren: hmmmm......
s p i d e refren: either that or anarchy
So Stephanie I are taking over the world. And that's that.