muahahaha!!!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I helped ravingranter hide a body (-173 points). Last month I broke syrkadian's X-Box (-12 points). In November I helped durmuffin across the street (6 points). In April I pulled isfetapep's hair (-5 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-185 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
gothicness