Holy Fucking Jew

Dec 15, 2005 16:05


Today...
exams ate the world slightly...
then there was lunch, which was spent with Sal and with half the school coming up and tackling me and my friends trying to gnab me...
We were waiting on Richard to go and skip... but he was too late and the last bell rang... then... the Lilley came... *collective gasps*
I hate that man
He made us get tardy passes and shit
So then we waited with a bunch of people to cram into a van that was some kid's I didn't know.
However, they were going to Sal's house and I wasn't sure if I'd get back to school on time... in which case (If anyone knows my family they'd understand) I'd be killed.
So last minute I left and felt really bad.
However... thats when it got extremely entertaining:
-Met up with Laurel who was walking with Michael.
-We went to Grimms and got Aimee and Andy
-Went to Davis's class
-Left Davis's class and attempted to jump a fence... but then... the Lilley came!
-We ran into bldg 9 but he went right past the door we were about to go through; he didn't see us though.
-We ran back to Grimms and took refuge with Reid.
-As the class ended we went to break and stole Kyle, but we lost Reid in the process.
-We made another mad dash at hopping a fence... but it was covered in Vaseline and the golf cart was coming for us so we went under the gate.
-As we we about to keep running for the Lilley would eat us if he caught up the Sherrif looks over in his car and says "Have a nice winter break kids!" and drives away.
-We ran from the school laughing.
-Aimee and Laurel sat down on a bench and we all had a nice little laugh.
-We went into Dots... but Kyle couldn't take it so I stood outside with him.
-We went to Beulls and Laurel and I tried on slutty maid outfits.
-I want it...
-We headed to McDonalds and saw all the teachers and stuff there, but they didn't give a flying fuck.
-The manager kept staring at me though...
-Aimee brilliantly decided we should go back to school.. and we brilliantly obeyed.
-Hopped a fence with grease on it but I found the place that didn't.
-Laurel got in my way so I had to sit there while the band made fun of us.
-We walked on campus and went back to Davis's room, which now had a collection of random people in it.
-Wandered around while exposing my back to the world.
-Stripped with Laurel
And that was that.
Took Aimee home...
I still feel bad about leaving Sal though.

Holy Fuck. It was really weird this morning before school though.
Alex Page came up and was like "hey, you like nice today" and put his arm around me.
I was like "erm... thanks." (Sal looked very awkward)
Then Alex goes, "Hey c'mon lets go" and he tries to get me to leave with him but I stood there and he started walking. He turned around and the like got wide-eyed and pointed at us.
I said "yeah."
He flicked Sal off and walked away...
Then at lunch he was still mad at me for it.
I mean come on he had a chance.
Oi Vey.
All in All... my day was extraordinarily entertaining.
I took pics of my halloween costume... but they are not good for viewing by the masses.
I love you!
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