OMG. You guys wanna hear summit funny?
lol guys you're gunna laugh at this.
APPARENTLY. Me and ~darciedork55 have had sex.
With a strap on.
:| WTF? Made me lol. Oh, but what I don't like is when you've got people who've heard the roumor and then are so sure that they're right, that whenever you say no they're all like "aaah yeah you are!" or "don't lie!" in that typical chav kind of way :|
And I'm also getting tired of getting called a lesbain. I'm bi-fucking-sexual. Get it right. Arseholes.
Not you guys. You guys are awsome. <3
Also, everyone reckons that Jess and Ozzy are ingaged.
NO.
Ok here's the deal...He purposed, she said no, but now he's goin round telling everyone they're engaged and now Jess is pissed.
And it doesn't help the fact that Haley fucking Manning was hurling abuse at her yesterday for it. Fucking rat. I don't bloody like Haley anyway, but then she's allegidly supposed to to be Jess' mate and then she's hurling abuse at her?! No sorry love, not on. Bloody punch the bitches lights out.
Please excuse the bad language.
Anyway back to Ozzy and Jess...Also apparently, Ozzy's been cheating on Jess with Rachel. D. Well...she's a dog. I never liked her anyway. She's been messing our Jason around for ages... And I know for a fact that she's fancied Ozzy for ages and ages...but Ozzy didn't like her and then he asked Jess out and normal people are just like "pfft fine whatever." They probably still fancy that person there's nothing wrong with that...It's the fact that she's cheating on her one of her "best mates" with her boyfriend. That's what pisses me off. But I kinda find it hard to believe that Ozzy would cheat on Jess... I've known Ozzy for 11 years and I know he's not like that.
Oh and ~darciedork55, don't say anything to Jess if you see her on Monday... She's stressed out enough about all this as it is (she's says after writing a big fat essay on it).
Lol why is my school life like a bloody soap opera? xDD
Moving on to French. God. Ok so I'm not a particulary big fan of French...Mainly because my teacher's a bitch. But today's lesson was so fucking funny. So...Lewis he has an afro (but he's not black...it's kinda wierd actually because niether of his parents have relitivly curly har) and it's pretty long so then all of a sudden we started getting into a convo about it. Then Katie went "when you go in the shower, does it go flat?" and Lewis went "noooo. It gets bigger. ¬_¬" Then we asked him to tie it up. So he did. Thhen he had some hanging out at the front so he tied that up too. God the whole class (even our teacher!) was in stitches. xD Then Tom went "DO MICKEY MOUSE 8D" But he didn't ): But he kinda smiled and went "arr I'm keepin' me hair like this now! lol" But he took it out 'cause it was annoying him xDD But then we started chucking pencils in his hair...AND THEY STUCK. lol. Good lesson.
Oooh D: Megs wasn't in today. It was rather quite without her...ok so she's quite anyway but it was even quiter than usual.
Oh and everyone stay away from ~darciedork55...She's a molester lol.
Right I'm done then. Bai bai! -xxx-
APPARENTLY. Me and ~darciedork55 have had sex.
With a strap on.
:| WTF? Made me lol. Oh, but what I don't like is when you've got people who've heard the roumor and then are so sure that they're right, that whenever you say no they're all like "aaah yeah you are!" or "don't lie!" in that typical chav kind of way :|
And I'm also getting tired of getting called a lesbain. I'm bi-fucking-sexual. Get it right. Arseholes.
Not you guys. You guys are awsome. <3
Also, everyone reckons that Jess and Ozzy are ingaged.
NO.
Ok here's the deal...He purposed, she said no, but now he's goin round telling everyone they're engaged and now Jess is pissed.
And it doesn't help the fact that Haley fucking Manning was hurling abuse at her yesterday for it. Fucking rat. I don't bloody like Haley anyway, but then she's allegidly supposed to to be Jess' mate and then she's hurling abuse at her?! No sorry love, not on. Bloody punch the bitches lights out.
Please excuse the bad language.
Anyway back to Ozzy and Jess...Also apparently, Ozzy's been cheating on Jess with Rachel. D. Well...she's a dog. I never liked her anyway. She's been messing our Jason around for ages... And I know for a fact that she's fancied Ozzy for ages and ages...but Ozzy didn't like her and then he asked Jess out and normal people are just like "pfft fine whatever." They probably still fancy that person there's nothing wrong with that...It's the fact that she's cheating on her one of her "best mates" with her boyfriend. That's what pisses me off. But I kinda find it hard to believe that Ozzy would cheat on Jess... I've known Ozzy for 11 years and I know he's not like that.
Oh and ~darciedork55, don't say anything to Jess if you see her on Monday... She's stressed out enough about all this as it is (she's says after writing a big fat essay on it).
Lol why is my school life like a bloody soap opera? xDD
Moving on to French. God. Ok so I'm not a particulary big fan of French...Mainly because my teacher's a bitch. But today's lesson was so fucking funny. So...Lewis he has an afro (but he's not black...it's kinda wierd actually because niether of his parents have relitivly curly har) and it's pretty long so then all of a sudden we started getting into a convo about it. Then Katie went "when you go in the shower, does it go flat?" and Lewis went "noooo. It gets bigger. ¬_¬" Then we asked him to tie it up. So he did. Thhen he had some hanging out at the front so he tied that up too. God the whole class (even our teacher!) was in stitches. xD Then Tom went "DO MICKEY MOUSE 8D" But he didn't ): But he kinda smiled and went "arr I'm keepin' me hair like this now! lol" But he took it out 'cause it was annoying him xDD But then we started chucking pencils in his hair...AND THEY STUCK. lol. Good lesson.
Oooh D: Megs wasn't in today. It was rather quite without her...ok so she's quite anyway but it was even quiter than usual.
Oh and everyone stay away from ~darciedork55...She's a molester lol.
Right I'm done then. Bai bai! -xxx-