Ianthony Slashy Moments [Lunchtime w/ Smosh]

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Ianthony Slashy Moments

~[Lunchtime w/ Smosh]~

Green Sauce Sucks!

• Ian: “Swallow...there you go.”
• Anthony: “I’m not your girlfriend.”

Fry Eating Contest!

Caught Naked!

• Ian: “Aw yeah. Eat it good, Anthony.”
• Anthony: “I’m not your girlfriend, again.”
• Ian: “Aw, man!”

Hot Grills w/ Wieners!

• Ian touches Anthony’s wiener. (Jk, it was Ant’s hotdog on the grill :P)

• Anthony throws balls at Ian’s face. (Jk jk, it was a baseball he found on the ground :PP)

• “Hurry Anthony, your buns are burning!”

• This might just be me, but when they were doing the “oompa loompa” thing, they looked like they were humping each other. X’D

Food Battle 2060?!

• Ian thinks Anthony’s hair flip is cute, and has a fake ‘gasm when he does it again.

• Twitter question: How did you and Ian meet?
• Anthony:  "eHarmony! :D"

• Ian and Ant explain how they first met. (“…and that’s how babies are born”)

Born w/ Four Arms!

• Ian: “Yeah…chew on that big meat. Chew on it.”
• Anthony: “Why are you always trying to make me feel like your girlfriend or something?”

• They try to do a high-twenty together. (Not really slashy, but it was fun to watch.)

• Even if Smosh ceased to exist, they would both still have their own business together. :)

Humping Everything!

• Ian humps Anthony’s pillows and his pizza. (“That how I claim all my stuff.” Oh really, Ian…? *thinks about Best Toy Ever & Meat In Your Mouth extras * Hmm.)

I’m a Serial Killer!

• Intense arm wrestling match!

• Ian:  “If you were a ghost, who would you haunt?”
• Anthony:  “….You.”

Hottest Food In The World!

• Ian: “Blow on it real good.”
• Anthony: *smiles and shakes his head*
• Ian: “Yep, don’t even have to say it.”

• Ian (to Ant in a silly flirty voice): “Oh my goodness, your hair looks so wild.”

• Ian tries to put his foot behind his neck, and his ass sticks out towards the camera. Anthony starts laughing at his “compromising” position and asks, “What do you call this? ‘The Offering’?”

• “Gayest ending ever!” xD

Worst Rap Battle Ever!

• The staring contest. (Just…the entire. Freaking. Staring contest.)

• Anthony draws a very attractive portrait of Ian. xD

• Anthony hits Ian’s nipple through his shirt.

Breast Implants For Men!?

• Anthony teases Ian’s “nipple marks” on his shirt.

• Ian: “My panties are a little bit moist.”

• Anthony (after Poop Dance preview of Ian doing his dance): “That was hot.”

Poop Dance?!

• Ian and Ant make sexy noises off-screen (while driving up to the drive-thru speaker).  (When I heard this for the first time, I seriously thought for a second that they were doing naughty things to each other in the car. xD)

I’m Ash Ketchum!

Ke$ha - Grab a D**K

I Woke Up In Jail!

Naked Guy In The Sky

Chopsticks Suck!

Sexist Burger!

• Twitter question: Can you give Ian a lap dance?
• Anthony:  “…No, thank you.”
• Ian: “…Dang it!”

Christmas Songs Suck!

• Ian:  “…you’re pretty.”
• Anthony:  “Thanks Ian.”
• Ian:  “…I wasn’t talking about you.”

• Ian focuses on Anthony’s pecs/man boobs.

Addicted To Bread!

• Anthony mouths ‘I wanna fuck you’ to Ian from outside the window.

• Ian (about the buzzer):  “Where should I put this?”
• Ant:  “On your…”
• Ian:  “Bum.”
• Ant:  “…weiner.”

Hot Girl Singing Fail!

We Eat Wieners!

• Anthony:  “I didn’t feel like putting on underwear today, so I just put on my jeans.”
• Ian:  “Yeah…I witnessed firsthand.”

• Back and forth staring session. xD

• Ian (suggestively):  “I will eat your crispy bits.”

Britney Spears’ New Dance!

• Twitter question: What would you do if on day you woke up and your faces had been swapped?
• Anthony:  “I’d kill myself.”
• Ian: *creepy smile* “I’d look in the mirror……and then I’d kill myself.”

Small Pee-Pee Truck!

• Anthony:  "So I'm going to do something this week that I thought I would never do..."
• Ian:  "He's gonna come out of the closet!"

We Saw Kim Kardashian!

Dr. Phil Is a Pokemon!

I Have Two Balls!

• Ian asks Anthony to go get his ballsack from the car.

• Ian:  “Look at my balls rollin’ around.”
• Anthony:  “You need to strap them down.”

The Dinosaur Dance!

Falcon Punch!

My Future Wife!

Smosh Kisses Each Other!?

• Ian:  “There’s our dream house.”
• Anthony:  “Oh my god, it’s so romantic.”

• Ian closes his eyes and waits for Anthony to kiss him.

Best Comebacks Ever

• Ian:  “Oh my god, for sale? That beautiful house is for sale?!”
• Anthony:  “We could finally get our dream house!”

• Anthony:  “Hey, don’t talk with food in your mouth.”
• Ian:  “Hey, don’t talk with a dick in your mouth.”

Multiple Foodgasms!

• Ian:  “Wouldn’t it be weird if I just sat next to you?”
• Anthony:  “That would be romantic.”

• Ian:  “Hey Anthony…can you toss my salad?”

2 Guys 1 Chicken

• Anthony:  “You want to see me take a bath?”
• Ian:  “You betcha.”

• Ian and Ant touch the tips of their javelins together. (x'D)

• Ian:  “Ahh! You have…penetrated my flesh!”

Surfing On People!

• Twitter question:  Let Ian stand on you. This entire scene. (Try listening with your eyes closed too. ;] Lol.)

No Gagging On Lollipops!

• Twitter question:  Have you ever fondled Ian’s breasts?
• Anthony:  “Yes.”
• Ian:  “You said you wouldn’t tell!!”

My Food Talks To Me!

Gorilla In The Bathroom!

• Anthony:  “Ian, should we light this candle to have a romantic dinner?”
• Ian:  “Totally! A romantic taco lunch?”
• Anthony:  “Yeah!”

• Anthony bitches about Ian not being able to just sit at the table with him. :P

• Ian “licks” Anthony’s finger, and they both crack up.

Botched Plastic Surgery!

Harry Potter Hates Gingers!

• Twitter question:  If you and Ian were the last people on earth, would you repopulate it?
• “Quick answer: Yes.”

Bet Goes Wrong!

• Ian:  “Well, see you guys next Thursday, for an episode that probably won’t be as funny as this one.”
• Anthony:  “And won’t have as much gagging, I hope.”
• Ian:  “Or will it…? ;)”

I Have Three Balls

• Anthony gives Ian a foodgasm.

• Ian:  “I’m so lonely eating without Anthony…:(”
• *Anthony comes back*
• Ian:  “Anthony! HIII! :D”

• Twitter question:  Can you tap dance on Ian? (This entire scene too.)

• Ian throws Anthony on the ground, and hand feeds him food.

Bearded Princess!

• Anthony:  “Why does everyone want to make out with Ian, even when he’s wearing this costume??”

• Their Sims have a house together.  (And even share a bedroom. Lol!)

• Ian:  “Ooh, we got a house together??”
• Anthony:  “Beautiful house!”

• They keep making their Sims kiss and flirt with each other. (Inside their bedroom, no less. ;P)

Where Babies Come From!

• Anthony (filming over the table at Ian’s crotch):  “Do you always spread your legs like that?”

Real Life Pokedex!

Stop Calling Me Ugly!

Chinese Superpowers

Biggest Nipple Contest

Death By Burger

• Ian:  “Let’s see if you can fit it all in your mouth.”
• Anthony:  “Ian, I’m not your girlfriend, okay?”
• Ian:  “Dang it!”

• Ant cradles Ian’s head and sings him a lullaby.

Worst Pickup Lines Ever!

• Anthony points out sugar on Ian’s ass (twice).

Dancing Pickle!

• They have flashbacks of “awkward” scenes they had to film together, which include them being “naked” next to each other in I’m Naked, and Ian grabbing Anthony’s ass in an outtake of I’m Not Racist. (Ian:  “That was awkward for you…?”)

Man Gives Birth!

Our 1st Anniversary!

Coming Out Of The Closet!

I Bet My Wiener!

• Ian:  “…I’m not talking to you for five minutes!"
• Anthony:  “Man…what am I gonna do for five minutes? Ian’s not gonna talk to me….I’M GONNA HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE! YEAH!”
• Ian:  “…….AH! I can’t hold it! I got too lonely…”

• Ian:  “Thank you for keep hanging with me, despite me acts like bitch.”
• Anthony:  “I don’t know how much longer I can keep hanging with you cause you acts like bitch.”
• Ian:  “Hopefully for many year.”

Worst Haircut Ever!

Hot Girls Cause Accidents!

• Anthony throws bread at Ian’s face. (x'DD)

I Am A Sex God!

• Anthony puts his hand over Ian’s eyes (and keeps it there a bit longer than necessary).
• Ant pinches Ian and pokes him.

I Talked To Aliens!

Best Derp Face!

• Ant twists Ian’s nipple through his shirt. (Again with Anthony's obsession with Ian's nips. :P)

I Ate Shrooms!

Grossest Pizza Ever!

Epic Twitter Battle

• Lunchtime twitter quarrel! xD

Amazing New Pokemon!

The Greatest Invention Ever!

• Ian:  “…Which Anthony is going to eat and swallow right now.”
• Anthony:  “I’m not your girlfriend!”
• *long pause*
• Ian:  “…It’s been a while since you’ve said that…”

Worst Movie Ever!

Epic Lunchtime

Handstand Fail!

President Evil!

• Anthony films Ian while he’s dozing off on the plane.

• Anthony:  “I almost want to sing ‘Let’s get physical’, but I’m not going to.”

My Metapod Is So Hard!

• The scene at the very beginning. (I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I like how Anthony talks to Ian here. Lol.)

• Ian:  “Put that meat in your mouth.”
• Anthony:  “I’m not your girlfriend, Ian.”

Detention For Peeing!

Revealing Our Real Names

• Anthony films Ian’s crotch again. ("What are you doing down there?")

Our Weirdest Fan Experience

• Ant slaps Ian’s face.

• Ian orders the same thing as Anthony ("Twinsies!") and Ant accuses Ian of copying him.

• Anthony hits Ian in the face again. (Dammit Anthony, stop abusing your husband!)

Brokeback Skeletons

• Anthony gets turned on by watching skeletons have buttsecks. x'D

Hottest Cartoon Character

• They have their burgers “make out”.

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