"I told him in a drunken stupor: 'Your work is shit!'"
A few things I never want to hear out of my 62 year old Italian Grandmother's mouth EVER again:
-the word "fornication" (i.e. "lots and lots of fornication")
-"I don't just want sex. I want lots of sex."
-"Not just sex; good sex."
-"I want a man who knows how to pleasure me."
Someone with a fuckin gun shoot me...
-the word "fornication" (i.e. "lots and lots of fornication")
-"I don't just want sex. I want lots of sex."
-"Not just sex; good sex."
-"I want a man who knows how to pleasure me."
Someone with a fuckin gun shoot me...