Communist Pine Nuts
I have a bad taste in my mouth.
YUCK
I have tried brushing my teeth a zillion times a day but it doesn't work. Every time I eat something it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I like food. I used to like it anyway. Now I don't. Food is evil.
After two days of thinking someone is poisoning my sammies, salads and coffee I decided to google "bad taste in mouth".
I have found the cause of my suffering.
COMMUNIST PINE NUTS
The Italian salad I ate three days ago did not contain Italian pine nuts but Chinese pine nuts. According to the Dutch National Health Department Chinese pine nuts contain a certain unknown (communist)substance that 'might' cause people to have a bad taste in their mouth for several days up to two weeks.
Who'd have thought they'd try to take over the world by sending out pine nuts that cause people to have a bad taste when they eat. What are they trying to do? Starve me to death?
Damn those commies!
*whine* I'm hungry.
YUCK
I have tried brushing my teeth a zillion times a day but it doesn't work. Every time I eat something it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I like food. I used to like it anyway. Now I don't. Food is evil.
After two days of thinking someone is poisoning my sammies, salads and coffee I decided to google "bad taste in mouth".
I have found the cause of my suffering.
COMMUNIST PINE NUTS
The Italian salad I ate three days ago did not contain Italian pine nuts but Chinese pine nuts. According to the Dutch National Health Department Chinese pine nuts contain a certain unknown (communist)substance that 'might' cause people to have a bad taste in their mouth for several days up to two weeks.
Who'd have thought they'd try to take over the world by sending out pine nuts that cause people to have a bad taste when they eat. What are they trying to do? Starve me to death?
Damn those commies!
*whine* I'm hungry.