Jan 10, 2009 23:49
[This is kind of crack, written for the very cracktastic WorstRoomiesEver!Verse. Cue Odd Couple music.]
1. Sulfur.
2. Finely tailored vests.
3. Brown paper packages tied up with strings (they’re not what you think)
4. Square-ish glasses.
5. Tacos.
6. Bank robberies.
7. Car accidents in stolen cars.
8. Arrogance.
9. Test tubes.
10. Cheetos.
11. Greasy hair.
12. Chemistry sets, stolen from the Toys-R-Us and tampered with.
13. Bloodshot eyes.
14. Techno music.
15. Crudely sewn-together burlap sacks.
[verse] worst roomies ever,
[character] jonathan crane/the scarecrow,
[comm] makeyourlist