Who really gets the work done?

Mar 17, 2011 21:21

Hey, listen up. I'm gonna shove some healthy, perfect competition in the oligopoly of superheroes of Gotham. I'm gonna let this city know that I'm the solid alternative to the Batman Inc.

Question: how do you stand out against a rival who's forceful, beloved and secretive?

Answer: easy, advertisements and better offers.

[If there's something strange/in your neighborhood/Who ya gonna call?]

Tonight the Red Hood is going to give the audience a promotion not to be missed. Buy one, get three. Three big fuckers fished from one of the largest gangs in town, one great execution. Live show, simultaneous broadcast, catchy slogan: who really gets the work done?.

[Look at me daddy, I can stand on my own.]

[... yeah, just... look at me.]

On air in three, two, one...

commissioner jim gordon, bruce/batman, jason todd/red hood

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