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Freely "borrowing" from spikedluv's observations on the overtly homoerotic theme from last night's NCIS ep,4.05 Dead and Unburied. Cut for Spoilers.
Gibbs (enters room): McGee, over here. Hands and knees, on the floor.
McGee: Okay, um, you’re not gonna step on me, are you?
Ducky: Yeah, it looks like sisal. It’s a naturally stiff fiber woven from the leaf of the cactus plant. It doesn’t mat, trap dust, build static. Makes it ideal for carpeting, but personally, I prefer a good shag. From a criminal investigative standpoint, of course.
(Tony walks in, Gibbs smiles)
Tony: You look happy to see me, Boss. Oh, it’s the coffee.
Gibbs: Who’s staying with McGee?
Ziva: I can, if you want Tony to check out the other real estate women.
Tony (grins): Fine with me.
Gibbs: Tony, stay with McGee.--(notice how he steers Tony away from the ladies, again?)
Tony: McGee and I watched the sunrise together. It was very Brokeback Mountain.
McGee (places hand on Tony’s shoulder): He had me at howdy.
Ziva: How romantic, I’m sorry I missed it.
Tony: One black mesh t-shirt. Do women really like these?
Ziva: Depends on who’s wearing it.
Tony: So if I...?
Ziva: No.
Ziva (to Gibbs): Tony just put his hand in another man’s pocket and it made him very happy.
Tony: What’s your gut tell you, Boss?
Gibbs (to McGee): Take your shirt off.
Tony: There we go.
McGee: Let me borrow one of your shirts.
Tony: You afraid all that white might burn out Abby’s corneas?
Tony: I can’t resist a damsel in distress.
(McGee and Tony change shirts in the office)
Ziva: Wow, it’s just like Chippendales. Without the bow ties or muscles.
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It's a hoyay lovefest! Did Bellasario et al get drunk one night and have a gay Roman orgy or something? I, for one, am NOT complaining.