What the world needs....

[goth_twiglet]

Is gnomes lawn ornaments like Woodland Wilf and his friend Woodland willow
http://www.gardendirect.co.uk/landscaping-garden-ornaments-c-6_136?page=9&sort=20a
(Scroll to bottom of page)............ but more, you know, um gothic.

Argh. The pain of a new garden catalogue and absolutely NO MONEY.