Jul 08, 2005 22:51
Even in the shadow of what's happened over in London, I can't help being happy. Today was the last day of my horrible job. Never again will I ever have to bring people more iced water "with lemon" or search through my apron pocket for another fucking straw!!
Waitressing sucks the royal ass of all asses. There, I said it. I feel better now.
But fear not, I am in no way unemployed. I start a new office job in three weeks. Granted, now instead of iced water "with lemon," I'll be fetching coffee and doughnuts and making copies, but the bright side is that I won't actually have to clean up nasty tables full of half-eaten chinese food, I'll be making more than $0.25 and hour (plus tips!), and my weekends will now be free for all that non-dating that I've been meaning to do.
For my three weeks of unemployment, I plan to curl up with books, avoid the sun at all costs, and spend most of my savings on hair dye and cool leather goth gear. Anyone wanna join me?