88 - Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

Soooo...nobody's getting laid and nobody likes each other all that much.

Gee. It's almost like we're in jail or something.

...

And before you come to tell me it isn't nobody, let me redirect you to the library so you can go look up what 'hyperbole' means.

Seriously, everyone who went ahead and bared their darkest secrets or whatever and hates that they

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Private.

[expectremorse]

Even when your secrets are revealed by an utterly unexpected source?

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[gotgreenmagic]

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Yep.

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[expectremorse]

How the hell can anyone be okay with that? How the fuck are you okay with that?

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[gotgreenmagic]

I've been here more than two years, sport. My options were to stop caring or go crazy. Anyway, compared to the 'kill babies for sport, blow up cities, melt planets' contingent, all my secrets kind of suck.

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[expectremorse]

[Hoffman doesn't know how to take that] If they didn't "suck". Hypothetically speaking.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Then I still wouldn't care. I mean, seriously, what can anybody actually do about it after the fact?

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[expectremorse]

You've been here for two years.

[Hoffman considers this for a moment before swallowing hard.] You...Can I ask you something?

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[gotgreenmagic]

Sure. But since you beat up my friend while he was ten years old that one time, I may lie strategically to make your stay here slightly less pleasant.

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[expectremorse]

Do the people who you become during a port and or a flood come from a part of you? I mean they'd have those traits? They'd be similar to you right?

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[gotgreenmagic]

[Well, shit, due to her blanket apathy towards the Jigsaw kids she doesn't really know what to say that would bother him. D:]

You're asking me that if you, like, turned into a handsome prince during the last port - if there's some teeny tiny part of you that could be a handsome prince?

I mean, less the 'handsome', you're kinda stuck with your genes there.

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[expectremorse]

["Yep." Unfortunately would work just as well. He lets the 'handsome' comment slide.]

Yes.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[She suspects as much, but her own sense of pride prevents her from pushin' on with that. :|]

No.

If you have a particularly terrible Warden they might try to argue otherwise, but? No.

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[expectremorse]

[Hoffman is visibly relieved by this. Hey Shego, unintentional feel good-thanks man.]

...Thank you.

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[gotgreenmagic]

[God damn it.]

Hey, don't thank me for pointing out what should be blindingly obvious. If you even have to ask then maybe you did have some subconscious whatever coming out, I can only talk about what applies to me.

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[expectremorse]

[Hoffman has incredible stamina when mad, but he's also super duper susceptible. The idea is in there.]

...Except that you spoke generally. Blindingly general for the barge at large.

[Right? Please be right?]

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[gotgreenmagic]

[Y u expose weak points Hoffman :c]

No, I was speaking incredibly specifically about me. I don't usuallly have this kind of conversation with people so I don't exactly have a representative sample to draw from. And even I've had a flood or two where I could see where flood-me was coming from.